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  • Apr 12, 2007, 11:22 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Remind me to tell you some day. Right now though, I need to get this marmalade off. I think I'll make, like, one hundred pieces of toast, lay them on the bed and just roll all over them. J_9 can serve them to the nuts in the morning. They like toast...I like toast...toast is goooood!

    Expect toast in the morning - I think I heard them coming to get you...
    Better collect your feathers and fly fast;)
  • Apr 12, 2007, 11:33 PM
    magprob
    Qqqquuuuuuaaaaaacccccckkkkkkk!
  • Apr 13, 2007, 12:37 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh my word J you aren't meant to bring the patients home with you ;)
  • Apr 13, 2007, 10:32 AM
    magprob
    Spam
    It's pink and it's oval
    Spam
    I buy it at the Mobil
    Spam
    It's made in Chernobyl
    Spam
  • Apr 13, 2007, 10:38 AM
    RubyPitbull
    magprob, we were dutifully ignored in our sentiments regarding the "list your problems" post in the member's forum. When will everyone get a clue and look at the big picture? None of that stuff really matters. If we manage to hobble along and survive another 50 years, changing the small potatoes situations, ain't going to matter.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 12:54 PM
    magprob
    I really think we are in trouble. Trouble we have not addressed soon enough. Just the honey bees dying off in some places as much as 90% tells me something is very wrong. That will lead to mass starvation. First food prices will sky rocket then there will be empty bins at the supermarket. Next, your pitbull will come up missing and as you move through the neighborhood looking for it, the smell of barbque smoke will enter your nostrails. You may think I am joking or being silly as usual but, that is where we are heading.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 12:59 PM
    magprob
    By the way, Spam can be stored for up to 30 years and still retain its Spamtastic flavor. I'm stock piling cases in my basement. When the world is starving and people are eating Fido, think of me in my basement having a nice fried Spam sandwich. Fried on my cute little backpackjers stove, which incidentally, is a good fuel source that can be stored for a rainy day as well as keep you warn during an A bomb winter. ;)
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:03 PM
    Synnen
    I wasn't really ignoring you in that thread.

    I just didn't have any answers for what you had to say. I agree with you... we're spiraling out of control as a species on this planet. I especially agree with the idea that having children should not be a RIGHT, but a privilege.

    I feel some days like I am doing all that I can for our planet, and I'm getting somewhat burned out by it all.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:05 PM
    Allheart
    http://msnicole.tripod.com/spamanime.gif

    This doesn't really relate to anything, but hubby gave me some funny pill for pain, so, please just bear with me.

    Many Spam hugs
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:06 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I could use a funny pill. Seems like Friday the 13th is not my day. People liking to take jabs at me. Oh, well, the world keeps a turning

    Pass me a spam samich please.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:08 PM
    Allheart
    J_9, just try and ignore them, if you can.

    One spam sandwich coming up :)
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:09 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I forgot it was Friday the 13th. Hmmm, it is a weird day today too.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:10 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I know you weren't ignoring us Syn my dear. You were talking about what burns your buns. When I posted here, I wanted to talk about it. Now, I am too tired to joust with my friend magprob. The only thing I have to say is that if we do get to the point where there is no food to be had, my pitbull won't turn up on my neighbor's grill. She most probably will be on mine. I needs ta eat. Boo hoo poor little pitty bull. I love her so. I guess I will learn to love her with a little barbecue sauce too. Boo hoo. Don't like spam. And, if the A bomb hit, no worries about little backpackers stoves and tins of spam. I won't be alive. Don't have a place to hide out in.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:17 PM
    Allheart
    Things really pretty bad here, huh? Meaning the way we treat the ozone and all ?
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:21 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I wasn't really ignoring ya'll in that thread.

    I just didn't have any answers for what you had to say. I agree with you...we're spiraling out of control as a species on this planet. I especially agree with the idea that having children should not be a RIGHT, but a privilege.

    I feel some days like I am doing all that I can for our planet, and I'm getting somewhat burned out by it all.

    80 % of the people on AMHD have included me in there "ignore feature" anyway, so, I wouldn't have noticed. I'm kind of like being hit in the head with a can of Spam... ya know? The way I see it is that Spam is just as important as... well, you get my drift. Heck, maybe even more important. Although, the pitbull has been bringing up some very interesting topics to talk about as of late, when you can get her out of the Looney bin that is. I am completely burned out on it all and I need a release, hence, the Looney bin.
    Spam hugs, out.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:24 PM
    Synnen
    God, Mags... I'd be insane to ignore you.

    You're usually part of the sunny piece of my day :)
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:24 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Allheart
    Things really pretty bad here, huh? Meaning the way we treat the ozone and all ?

    Well Yea! There is no Ozone in the Loony Bin man, these people are spaced out!:eek:
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:24 PM
    Allheart
    LOL - Mag -

    We don't have you on the "ignore list" .

    Hey wait a minute - is this why most of my post go unanswered... Am I being ignored?? :confused:

    Where can I get a copy of this list... hmmmm
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:26 PM
    Synnen
    AH, I'll personally beat up anyone ignoring you.
  • Apr 13, 2007, 01:28 PM
    magprob
    I'm ignoring you.

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