OK adam, your swaying I can see it. Come with us and take a good wild ride. Besides we have the van full of beer and fish fry!
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OK adam, your swaying I can see it. Come with us and take a good wild ride. Besides we have the van full of beer and fish fry!
I fear for a little business sunny...
Its just as well we have our secret weapon... dum dum dummm...
Its time to put plan E into action...
OK sunny,when I say go... go!
Ready and waiting...
Wait... can I come too??
:: starts to run off but forgets the clamps are still attached ::
OWEEE
Mmmm... Beeeer...
That'll teach you to fool around with the dep.Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Now here put these band aides on and lets go.
Sheriff, I can't hold them much longer. They are getting smarter and they keep gaining more on their side.
I need backup asap
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Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Sh*it... that means I have to come up with plan E...
Shaz.. give adam the brave a boot in the goolies and lets go!
Sunny, pour all the frying oil out on the lawn of the castle.. lets see them run after us now,
And ill,them, what will I do?
Need need that brain someone!
Im a gonner. What kind of deputy doesn't get a gun?
Oh well. I will sick the gators after them.
:Get 'em boys!:
Gators smators...
Gators can't run on an oil slick!
What else you got gut fish boy?
Well, castles do have dragons and this one does now and they obey the people who feed them and he is really going to enjoy his lunch today... Yummy!
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Originally Posted by adam_89
I'm not afraid of a pesky dragon...
Think ill fry up some fish just in case...
(wheres the posse?)
Dragons? Really? I want to see that in writing.
Good one adam, just like a man, can't handle his women
A dragon! Give me a break.
I will step on his toe.
Ok, I will just get out the rope and play cowboy.
You like my horse ladies?
Ok red I am running out for an hour and I will be back. Keep the dep away from shazzes nips or we will lose her again.
I WILL BE BACK!
That's a warning to all who dare to mess with us and our little franchise we have going here.
Seriously? Its like a wild mare I love it. Can I take a ride?Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Wait I am going to the gym now... OK bye.
You can surely have time for a ride Sunny. Cowboy will play nice.
You can ride to Shazzy. I have a rope!
Well, may the castle be in peace while I slip away to eat some mexican food.
Aww I missed out on the horsie ride!
I got to head off soon too, my bed awaits!
Kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...
Aahhh,its good to be back!
What the heck did you kids do to my castle?
There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her... um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!
Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?
It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.
Joe, you're a deputy, you must make these kids obey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Here, you can use my handcuffs. :)
Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Yes, it does! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
I can't leave the castle for one minute without you kids getting into mischief.
Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)
WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I have eyes and ears everywhere young Shazzy. Do not attempt to trick the "mom".Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Don't you know that women get eyes in the back of their heads and super hearing as soon as they give birth?
Also, I can tell when you're lying because mom's can see a little "L" show up on your forehead when you do.
I actually told my son that once, the next time he tried lying to me he put his hand on his forehead so I couldn't see the "L". Silly kids. ;)
Hey Shazzy, Alty, Joe and Red! :) Quite a few tonight!
Oh no, don't give me the potatoes to peel Red, I'll end up mashing them, cooking them on my own and have all disappeared in less that a second.
As for the dragon, beware, I've trained it, just as I trained the gators. ;)
Unky, the gators are sick, I think the naughty kids fed them bad fish.
Dragon?
When did we get a dragon?
Why didn't I see the documents requesting a dragon? I didn't sign off on a dragon.
Where is this dragon?
Haha Alty, I'm going to try the "L" thing on my brother!
Nah, I'd be too scared to have a party without permission, I never even snuck out of the house as a kid :rolleyes:
Hey Unky Dunky! How are you today?
I'm about to head off to bed! (which I have been saying for the past hour!)
I have to run too.
It's Sydney's birthday today. My little girl is 7 years old. I swear she was just born yesterday, where did the time go?
Anyway, lots of plans today.
I'll be back later. :)
Unky, you hold down the castle, you're in charge until I get back. Don't take any crap from these people, you're the boss for now, don't let them push you around.
Here, use the dragon, if they get mean, sic the dragon on them.
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Aww happy birthday to Sydney!
And that is one tiny, dragon, what's it going to do... nibble me!
That's why I love you baby!!Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
I just met my daughters new boyfriend... I don't like him!
He's too good looking,and polite!
A heartbreaker for sure.
I'm meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!
Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.
How long have you been with Brendan?
We have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than officially we got together.Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Over 4 months now.. its good sunny.really good.
To say I'm in love with him would be an understatement.
Your so lucky. I never really could say that with my husband and then we married. We were together for five years and then married just because. Do his parents live far away? Or is there a reason why you haven't met them yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
They live a good bit away,they have seen me when they came to visit but we were not together then...
The problem is here I am 37 divorced,3 kids,and a trail of broken relationships and bad choices behind me..
I'm scared they will think I'm not good enough for their first born and then ill have to kill them!
I'm chicken .
Don't be crazy! How old is he? I mean I am sure he must have a scary past to since he hasn't or isn't married. Bad things happen to good people sometimes. If they don't go for that I will bury them when your done.
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