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Originally Posted by mudweiser

i think i have a pet fly guys. No joke. The sucker won't stop following me [yes, i did shower], he lands on my arm all the time-- now he's right in front of me like he's waiting to be pet... Weird fly. I've tried to kill it--- but then again he's too fast for me.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'd probably just be feeling nauseated and bored.

Lol! Nobody would blame you. I think the rest of the country will agree and find a way to vote him off the show...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aerosol can and a lighter, aim, fire.

He'll be a crispy critter in seconds. :)

Deep fried arm too...

Nice make-shift flame thrower too Alty... been watching MacGyver? ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Deep fried arm too...

Nice make-shift flame thrower too Alty... been watching MacGyver?? ;)

No, been talking to my boy toy Sneezy. He has interesting ways of getting rid of pests.

Sadly he almost burnt his apartment down the other day, but he'll never learn.

Last night it was him against a hornet. Who won? The verdict is still out on that one. :rolleyes:

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You have to have good aim to use that method. With the flame thrower, there's less chance of missing. :)

Nah. I got a jar and let him loose outside. Bye Freddy. He was a good pet. Didn't have to clean up after him.

Speaking of pets..

Alty read your thread about your pup. I'm sorry. I remember putting down my dog- it was tough. :(

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You have to have good aim to use that method. With the flame thrower, there's less chance of missing. :)

But more chance of burning your apartment down ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No, been talking to my boy toy Sneezy. He has interesting ways of getting rid of pests.

Sadly he almost burnt his apartment down the other day, but he'll never learn.

Last night it was him against a hornet. Who won? The verdict is still out on that one. :rolleyes:

Haha... Good ol' Sneezy... Should have taken bets on who would win that battle... it's a hard one..

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Nah. I got a jar and let him loose outside. Bye Freddy. He was a good pet. Didn't have to clean up after him.

Speaking of pets..

Alty read your thread about your pup. I'm sorry. I remember putting down my dog- it was tough. :(

Sarah

You named him Freddy the Fly... hehe... cute...

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

But more chance of burning your apartment down ;)

Exhibit A : Sneezy...

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

You named him Freddy the Fly... hehe... cute...

Funny story to go with that.

I name all the bugs I come across Freddy because there was a boy [long time ago] named Freddy. He really liked me. I didn't like him. He didn't get the point. He was a pest.

Ergo the name Freddy for all those annoying critters.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Funny story to go with that.

I name all the bugs I come across Freddy because there was a boy [long time ago] named Freddy. He really liked me. I didn't like him. He didn't get the point. He was a pest.

Ergo the name Freddy for all those annoying critters.

Sarah

WOW!

That story makes so much sense...

Seriously, that has to be one of the most logical (and long) stories when naming a something... :)

Herbie
If you evevr hear me call anyone Freddy on a thread from now on you'll know what I mean ;)

Good one!!

I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

Well that's one way of putting it ;)

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I once found a snapping turtle in my garage.

Snapping turtle?

I think that was my mother:D

Dneirf: gotcha ;)

Sarah

Yeah. I was a little girl, and it tried to bite me. It was huge.
So my dad put it in the back of his truck, and we sped over hills. We kept hearing the turtle slam against the sides. I thought, being 6, it was hilarious.

We reached a bridge. My dad got the angry turtle, and flung him off. He then said,

"Try to bite my daughter again, you *^&%(&!!"

My dad is so beasty.

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

Yeah. I was a little girl, and it tried to bite me. It was huge.
So my dad put it in the back of his truck, and we sped over hills. We kept hearing the turtle slam against the sides. I thought, being 6, it was hilarious.

We reached a bridge. My dad got the angry turtle, and flung him off. He then said,

"Try to bite my daughter again, you *^&%(&!!"

My dad is so beasty.

Such a good dad too though... loves his daughter so much... won't let anything hurt her... :)

Poor turtle was scared and lost :(

At least you still have all your fingers.

Sarah

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Such a good dad too though... loves his daughter so much... won't let anything hurt her... :)

He was actually being nicer than normal. Usually whenever we go fishing, and they eat his bait, he cuts their heads off or throws them against bridge walls and they explode.

Makes me hungry thinking about it.

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

He was actually being nicer than normal. Usually whenever we go fishing, and they eat his bait, he cuts their heads off or throws them against bridge walls and they explode.

... Daddy seems angry.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

He was actually being nicer than normal. Usually whenever we go fishing, and they eat his bait, he cuts their heads off or throws them against bridge walls and they explode.

Makes me hungry thinking about it.

OUCH!

Ummm... what part of what you said makes you hungry? The head chopping or the exploding turtles?

You guys post the weirdest stuff sometimes. I call my husband the Pookie love muffin of doom and what not. That's the official title, it gets shortened to pookie most of the time. Was that random enough? I can fall back on I <3 pie...

No, turtles are just a real pain in the butt when you're trying to fish. They'll even eat the fish you caught as your reeling them in. Jerks.

Well, when I lived in Korea, they had turtle head soup...

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You guys post the weirdest stuff sometimes. I call my husband the Pookie love muffin of doom and what not. That's the official title, it gets shortened to pookie most of the time. Was that random enough? I can fall back on I <3 pie...

My dad calls me "WeasleCheese."

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

No, turtles are just a real pain in the butt when you're trying to fish. They'll even eat the fish you caught as your reeling them in. Jerks.

Well, when I lived in Korea, they had turtle head soup...

Ummmm... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then... just lost my appetite for the day...

The worse thing about going fishing for is I always end up catching the most Seaweed and Kelp... :p

Hahaha dang Torrid, that's a bad one but it made me chuckle. My bro caught a snapping turtle once, my dad told us that if it bit him it wouldn't let go until it heard lightning so we should run away. I had nightmares for months. Moral: my dad is full of crap.

Oh, BlackVY, don't be a baby your whole life...

:P

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No, turtles are just a real pain in the butt when you're trying to fish. They'll even eat the fish you caught as your reeling them in. Jerks.

Well, when I lived in Korea, they had turtle head soup...

Turtle hater. It's okay.. there are some animals I really dislike:

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Sarah

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Originally Posted by Chey5782

hahaha dang Torrid, that's a bad one but it made me chuckle. my bro caught a snapping turtle once, my dad told us that if it bit him it wouldn't let go until it heard lightning so we should run away. I had nightmares for months. Moral: my dad is full of crap.

Yeah, my dad has a nice list of nicknames for me:

Catfish (because when I was a baby, I would suck on the carpet)
WeasleCheese
Funky Chicken
Baby Back
Super Chicken
Omega MU

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

Oh, BlackVY, don't be a baby your whole life...

:P

Haha... Yes ma'am... I'll try...

Weird name we call my sister is Beez... which is short for Beesknees...

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Turtle hater. It's okay.. there are some animals I really dislike:

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Sarah

I don't hate turtles. I just don't like it when they eat mai feesh. That's just laziness right there. Haha.

What I really DO hate though is...

SPIDERS.

I got bit... by a brown recluse in the 7th grade... on my chest... that was a nice morning surprise. ROTTING FLESH NOM NOM NOM.

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... Yes ma'am... I'll try....

Weird name we call my sister is Beez... which is short for Beesknees...

Most of the names called in our family don't make any sense whatsoever. Or they're demeaning.

I call my brother Blake-uld.
My dad calls him Bullethead.

My brother won't let anyone else call him that but my dad. He yelled at his friend for calling him that. Why? Who knows. He's stupid.

Well, actually he's a genius, but he'll always be stupid to me. Haha.

Mmmmmm Oreos...

Mmm... sleep time.

I need to recharge the batteries, guys. A busy, busy day ahead tomorrow... er... later today.

I love having to deal with banks and school paperwork, yay! But it's all good because I'm seeing Gerard Butler's awesomesauce self tomorrow with homies. The Ugly Truth. Dig it.

I'M AUDI, PEEPZ!

Oreos are vegan. I learned that a few months ago.

It's stalked in my kitchen. Serious.

Nighty Night Torri!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

Mmm....sleep time.

I need to recharge the batteries, guys. A busy, busy day ahead tomorrow...er...later today.

I love having to deal with banks and school paperwork, yay! But it's all good because I'm seeing Gerard Butler's awesomesauce self tomorrow with homies. The Ugly Truth. Dig it.

I'M AUDI, PEEPZ!

Later Baby Torrie... :)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Oreos are vegan. I learned that a few months ago.

It's stalked in my kitchen. Serious.

Nighty Night Torri!

Sarah

Haha... I didn't know that... my fiancé will be happy... she is a vego who is turning into a vegan... and I still eat meat... so shameful... :(

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... I didn't know that... my fiance will be happy... she is a vego who is turning into a vegan... and I still eat meat... so shameful... :(

Meh it's okay.

Why did she "turn" vegan?

Sarah