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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I don't believe the knot in the Butt story......................pictures would be required :D

Once again, I agree with the man with the beer truck... :)

I know you're jealous, BlackVY. It's okay, I understand. Just don't end up like my hag-friend, okay?

LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!

This is the story:

When I was in pre-school, I was playing on the playground, which consisted of wooden equipment. Well, it was my turn to use the slide, so I scooted my precious bottom along the wood to the metal part, when

BAM!

Something sharp stabbed my bootay. I slid down the slide, disgruntled, waddled to my teacher, and said, "Something's in my butt, Teach-Teach." (WASN'T I CUTE? )

So they took a look at it, freaked out, called my mom and the ER, and I was in the hospital. They laid me on my stomach on this table with some coloring books, cut my butt open, and pulled out a splinter the size of a shot glass.

So I have always had a knot upon my precious cheek. It's fading, but it still makes for a good story. :D

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

LOL my butt is MUCH too pale for pictures!

That's why I came prepared ;)

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If I had a tan butt... or tan anything, for the matter, with my auburn hair, I'd look like an oompa loompa!

Well, Kiddies...

The Baby needs her sleep, or she will be very grumpy at the Eye-Poker Doctor tomorrow. >.>

Goodnight, fair citizens of AMHD!

Guten Nacht, meine deutsche Freunde!

Night Torri :)

Night lady.

Hey to anyone out there.

I'm here :)

Sarah

I'm here too but most don't talk to me :P so I'm not sure if that counts ;) hehe. (im kidding don't start yelling at me)

... you do give out weird vibes.

Sarah

Hi all.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

I see Torrid peeking. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi all.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

I see Torrid peeking. :)

Hola Alty :)

Hmm it's been a few days.

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

.. you have to guess.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hola Alty :)

Hmm it's been a few days.

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

..you have to guess.

Sarah

But, there are so many possibilities.

Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

You egged someone's house.

You had a one night stand?

You played ding dong ditch?

Am I close? :confused:

I'll stop in for a few minutes before heading off to some much needed sleep...

Got my eyes checked... still -8/400, so at least the sucky vision isn't getting worse.

Filled in a prescription. Yay for meds!

I was asked on a date today from a guy who goes to my college. He had seen my profile on the university's social network, and sent me a message saying he thought I sounded so interesting, blah blah and gave me his number asked me to "PLEASE" text him at least when I got the chance.

So I did, because I don't really know anyone there yet since I just tranferred.

Things were going well, until he informed me that chick flicks are his absolute favorite kind of movies to watch, and then proceeded to argue with me about pretty much the only chick flick I like (Bridget Jones' Diary, he said it was bad).

When he asked me on the date, I was much too turned off by him liking chick flicks & inspirational movies, among other things. I politely said no.

But all's well ends well... since I'm not going on a date with him, he has designated me his "GOOD BUDDY" and wants to hang out ASAP.

They all find me...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But, there are so many possibilities.

Hmm, you peed in your neighbors yard.

You egged someone's house.

You had a one night stand?

You played ding dong ditch?

Am I close? :confused:

Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Cripes. Guess what? I did something naughty ;)

..you have to guess.

Sarah

You ate and went swimming without waiting an hour!

You ran with scissors?

You tore the "Do not Remove" tag off a pillow?

I give up. :(

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

OMG! You killed a clown! :eek:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Here's a clue:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7/mcdonald.jpg

Sarah

You had an orgy with Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Mayor McCheese and the Fry Guys (to fulfil your midget fantasy)?

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They all find me...

At least that means they're leaving me alone. ;)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Wrong thread Joe :rolleyes:

And I'm the naughty one. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

She tried to get the baseball bat to fit but it would not go in?

EDIT: Yay you ate some more meat... Good for you. Joe clapping.

No. I ate more than plenty.

I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

I wasn't here because I got sick.

Real sick.

Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

-- But gosh darn it... it was WORTH it.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

No. I ate more than plenty.

I got two big macs, a large fry and a smarties mcflurry.

YOU DON'T understand how good it was. That greasy, juicy, mayo-y deliciousness oozing down my throat.

I wasn't here because I got sick.

Real sick.

Indigestion. Diarrhea. Upset stomach. [PEPTO BISMOL].

-- But gosh darn it ... it was WORTH it.

Sarah

Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)

I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

*yawn*

I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape... but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

FOOL!

I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'm way too old to deal with crazies! I have enough funny/creepy/odd stories to last me a lifetime..

*yawn*

I didn't sleep well last night. I had a dream I was running a 5K race (because sometimes I actually like to run), and I was happy because I was in such good shape...but when I crossed the finish line, I was angry because this whale, a literal whale, was laughing at me because it beat me.

FOOL!

I only run if I'm being chased. The person chasing has to have a knife. If there's no knife then why bother running?

Guns don't matter, he could be good enough to shoot a moving target, so no need to run.

I've given this a lot of thought. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't worry Muddy, McDonalds hamburgers aren't real meat, you're still a veggie girl. :)

... secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

Maybe.

I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I love Mickey D's french fries, sweet tea, and "chicken" nuggets. >.>

Om nom nom nom. :D

Damnit, now I'm hungry. :(

You guys suck!

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

...secretly after a decade and some years I want to be a meat eater........... rawwwrr [tear that sh!t up.] lol

Maybe.

I'd feel so guilty. Poor animals.

Sarah

They're already dead when they're being cooked, might as well eat them. ;)

That didn't sound good. :o

Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/

Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

Night... ZZZzzz.

Night Helper!

GOOD NIGHT :)

Torri.

I LOVE TO RUN [from the cops]

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

Running is the only thing that keeps my tummy flat. Well, it was before I was told to not exercise for a little bit (I was losing a lot of weight because of medicine! I should find out next week if I can start again).

Anyway, yes. Running's not my favorite, but my tummy seems to love it. It's a traitor. All my fat goes to my tummy. >:/

Even if my tummy responded to running, I wouldn't run.

Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.

In fact, if someone with a knife chased me and I ran, he'd never catch me because he'd be on the floor belly laughing.

He's the only one who'll be getting a tummy workout.

Oh, also, I'm a klutz. Really! I hurt myself at least 5 times a day. It's pathetic. Can you imagine what would happen if I ran? Someone may die. It could be me! :eek:

So much innuendo (no don't alty) on that last page , but I'm going to play it cool and not touch it :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Well yes, I am getting hungry now too, but sooo tired.

Got to go everyone, lots of traveling tomorrow.

Night... ZZZzzz.

Traveling Joe?

Where are you going?

Can I come?

I'll bring food. :)

Poo, he's gone.

Night Joe.

The cops never chase me. :(

It's probably because I'm the most boring person ever. I hardly ever speed, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't have sex, I don't smack blind people, and I don't streak.

I'm never going to get any po-po attention...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Seriously, it's not pretty. I look like I'm having a seizure when I run. People point and laugh.

LMAO!

I haven't found a sports bra that will accommodate. I like my meaty status. I work it Yo.