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  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:52 PM
    CaptainRich
    Over 200 and the music changes!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 03:55 PM
    J_9
    Heck I can't figure it out to tell you the truth. I think though if I give him some valium that would be much better.
  • Dec 7, 2007, 04:34 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Heck I can't figure it out to tell you the truth. I think though if I give him some valium that would be much better.

    And what do you have to wash them down with, darlin'?
  • Dec 7, 2007, 04:37 PM
    J_9
    Home made chicken soup? :o
  • Dec 7, 2007, 04:46 PM
    CaptainRich
    Eww! **cough-cough**
    Any other options?
  • Dec 7, 2007, 04:48 PM
    J_9
    I'll think on it. But I'm off to the Nutcracker Suite now!!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 04:54 PM
    magprob
    Nut Cracker! You get away from my monkey!
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:02 PM
    magprob
    Ananova - Doctors baffled by green sweat

    Will lead in your crab meat dumplins cause this?
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:17 PM
    Chery
    I'm more baffled about the green shower..

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gif
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:56 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    I'm more baffled about the green shower..

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gif

    Forget it Chery, it's Chinatown. :D
  • Dec 7, 2007, 11:59 PM
    magprob
    Our Banking History, the Story of the Privately Owned Federal Reserve System

    Out of Credit Card & Unsecured Debt, Our Banking History, Money Creation & Much More.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 12:36 AM
    Chery
    Mag, come join us at the bar.. you need a few drinks too.

    C.U. there..

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  • Dec 8, 2007, 12:45 AM
    Terese66
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    This means you! Leave now!

    What?
  • Dec 8, 2007, 01:04 AM
    Chery
    2 Attachment(s)
    What's this world coming to?

    Not even our seasonal characters get break.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 01:21 AM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Terese66
    What?

    You read it right. Get out!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 01:53 AM
    magprob
    Please watch this!!

    Hope for America Conference Online Registration
  • Dec 8, 2007, 11:37 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob

    Reading the top, I almost clicked out unti I heard something, scrolled down and listened and watched it. Very informative. Thank you dear.

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  • Dec 8, 2007, 12:01 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob

    Thanks Mag... explains to me more on my terms... can you convert all of your little (big) articles into recorded messages please? Hee hee!
    Anyway, thank you!;)
  • Dec 8, 2007, 12:07 PM
    magprob
    I understand. The government sponsored school system has taugh Americans to watch TV. Not read anymore. If that makes it clearer for you then get it that way.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 12:23 PM
    startover22
    Naw, I love to read... I seem to get interupted constantly so it is much easier to listen to it...
    I am a READER Magatory, goll!
    Thanks though really it was good info, my brothers and my dad will be getting that in their inbox! Maybe even my Sister if she is nice to me...
  • Dec 9, 2007, 09:37 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Hi mag, I just wanted to pop in here, say hello (since I hardly see you anymore) and tell you about seeing the shadow cat... I promise to be quiet LOquietly...
    It was one of the best sightings that I've had of it.
    I thought it was real at first, not just a shadow (well it was a dark shadow, very distinct but without eyes mouth nose) anyway, it walked right up to me, but when it turned and walked away it disappeared about 6 or 7 feet away from where I was standing.
    It moved slower this time too and it wasn't out of the corner of my eye this time, I actually was able to look directly at it.
    Didn't scare me or anything, but it's the strangest thing.
    My license was up for renewal, and I passed the eye test, so I don't think it's my eyes, you know...
    I'm not on drugs either.
    I really don't think it's an alien spying on me, I really want to know what it really is and what it's doing here.

    Hope all is well with you...
  • Dec 9, 2007, 09:54 PM
    Synnen
    I just wanted post 666
  • Dec 9, 2007, 09:55 PM
    Synnen
    BAH!!

    Akae beat me!

    /cry
  • Dec 9, 2007, 09:58 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Crap, man, that always happens to me too, I don't even try to do it - I don't even pay attention to the numbers... I strongly dislike that.
    I must be cursed:(
  • Dec 9, 2007, 10:35 PM
    magprob
    Just let it happen and play out the way it will. Everything happens for a reason. I believe you 1000% I think it is way cool. When you see it, try sending it thoughts of kindness and love. It must already get that from you since it is being less and less discrete. Who knows, you may hold it some day!
  • Dec 9, 2007, 11:26 PM
    magprob
    Listen to Coast to Coast AM tomorrow night. (Monday Night!)
  • Dec 10, 2007, 01:17 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Will do :D
  • Dec 11, 2007, 11:47 AM
    magprob
    POVERTY OUR WEAPON
    5. All people are chained down to heavy toil by poverty more firmly than ever. They were chained by slavery and serfdom; from these, one way and another, they might free themselves. These could be settled with, but from want they will never get away. We have included in the constitution such rights as to the masses appear fictitious and not actual rights. All these so-called "Peoples Rights" can exist only in idea, an idea which can never be realized in practical life. What is it to the proletariat laborer, bowed double over his heavy toil, crushed by his lot in life, if talkers get the right to babble, if journalists get the right to scribble any nonsense side by side with good stuff, once the proletariat has no other profit out of the constitution save only those pitiful crumbs which we fling them from our table in return for their voting in favor of what we dictate, in favor of the men we place in power, the servants of our AGENTUR... Republican rights for a poor man are no more than a bitter piece of irony, for the necessity he is under of toiling almost all day gives him no present use of them, but the other hand robs him of all guarantee of regular and certain earnings by making him dependent on strikes by his comrades or lockouts by his masters.
  • Dec 11, 2007, 12:06 PM
    magprob
    WE SHALL DESTROY GOD
    3. But even freedom might be harmless and have its place in the State economy without injury to the well-being of the peoples if it rested upon the foundation of faith in God, upon the brotherhood of humanity, unconnected with the conception of equality, which is negatived by the very laws of creation, for they have established subordination. With such a faith as this a people might be governed by a wardship of parishes, and would walk contentedly and humbly under the guiding hand of its spiritual pastor submitting to the dispositions of God upon earth. This is the reason why IT IS INDISPENSABLE FOR US TO UNDERMINE ALL FAITH, TO TEAR OUT OF THE MIND OF THE "GOYIM" THE VERY PRINCIPLE OF GOD-HEAD AND THE SPIRIT, AND TO PUT IN ITS PLACE ARITHMETICAL CALCULATIONS AND MATERIAL NEEDS.

    4. In order to give the GOYIM no time to think and take note, their minds must be diverted towards industry and trade. Thus, all the nations will be swallowed up in the pursuit of gain and in the race for it will not take note of their common foe. But again, in order that freedom may once for all disintegrate and ruin the communities of the GOYIM, we must put industry on a speculative basis: the result of this will be that what is withdrawn from the land by industry will slip through the hands and pass into speculation, that is, to our classes.

    5. The intensified struggle for superiority and shocks delivered to economic life will create, nay, have already created, disenchanted, cold and heartless communities. Such communities will foster a strong aversion towards the higher political and towards religion. Their only guide is gain, that is Gold, which they will erect into a veritable cult, for the sake of those material delights which it can give. Then will the hour strike when, not for the sake of attaining the good, not even to win wealth, but solely out of hatred towards the privileged, the lower classes of the GOYIM will follow our lead against our rivals for power, the intellectuals of the GOYIM.
  • Dec 11, 2007, 05:06 PM
    magprob
    Can you imagine someone actually saying that? My GOD, there are some evil people on this planet!
  • Dec 11, 2007, 05:18 PM
    Synnen
    Is that taken from the interview with the member from the Shadow Government that happened in the 60s?
  • Dec 13, 2007, 12:08 AM
    magprob
    1 Attachment(s)
    I love this. These trout are escaping from a trout farm. The pipe leads out to a stream.:D

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1197529603
  • Dec 14, 2007, 02:46 PM
    startover22
    Privacy? What is that?
  • Dec 14, 2007, 03:54 PM
    magprob
    I don't know?
  • Dec 14, 2007, 03:55 PM
    startover22
    You wouldn't cause you are bob barded with AMHD members... what do you have to do to get a little around here? LOL
    Just me saying hey! See you... (start bolts out of here with a smile)
  • Dec 14, 2007, 04:11 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    You wouldn't cause you are bob barded with AMHD members....what do you have to do to get a little around here? LOL
    Just me saying hey! See ya....(start bolts outta here with a smile)

    Refurring to your joke in humor and comedy, I'll settle for the sandwich. At my age, the other makes me to weak.
  • Dec 14, 2007, 04:41 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Refurring to your joke in humor and comedy, I'll settle for the sandwich. At my age, the other makes me to weak.

    LMAO poor you!
  • Dec 14, 2007, 07:56 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Anti-Zionist Jewish Protestors

    YouTube - Jewish Rabbis united with Muslims against Zionist racism!

    YouTube - Ahmadinejad Meeting With Anti-Zionist Jews

    YouTube - Wolf Blitzer is a Zionist
  • Dec 14, 2007, 09:13 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Ahmadinejad DID NOT threaten to "wipe Israel off the map."
  • Dec 15, 2007, 12:56 PM
    magprob
    Because I wholeheartedly believe that anyone who seeks the truth deserves nothing, I have joined the Zeroastrianism religion, a religion that has nothing at its core. It involves the worship of the God Zeroaster, whom we believe never existed. Our motto, “Not seeing is believing.” It is our ultimate goal to achieve nothing. We make no effort to violate our one commandment, “Thou shall not.”

    We do however believe that nothingness can be attained by:

    Listening to bowling on the radio
    Getting a government job
    Picnicking on the lawn of the Embassy of Atlantis in Washington D.C.
    Watching FOX News

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