No. no Alty, that's his finger... see that big tree trunk... yep, that's it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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No. no Alty, that's his finger... see that big tree trunk... yep, that's it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Props. Who won?
I did. She tried to cheat by saying that burping twice was better than my long Frosted Flake-induced one.
That'll teach her.
... so sexy. I must have you now.
He wishes! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Frosted Flakes? I haven't had those in forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Hungry. Tummy growling. So farking hungry. :(
What can I say?
You flirt through life, and I burp through it.
Now you know what brings all the boys to my yard. ;)
How YOU doing ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
My life wouldn't be complete without Frosted Flakes. Oh, and Marshmallow Mateys. >:3Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I... can't live without yogurt. Yogurt and rice pudding.
OOH, and ice cream. But... yeah... I can't have too much of it... getting ready for the beaches... and the b...
You and your girlish figure.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
You know that you milk shake brings 95% of the boys to the yard and around 45% of the girls. :)
I could eat Craisins all day. No UT infections for me!
"And they're like, 'IT'S BETTAH THAN YOURS!'"
I could teach you but I'd have to charge ;)
UTIs... always a great conversational starter at a bar... =D
Hey, it's still classed as talking about genitals :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
How many conversations have you started with that Sneezy?
I am intrigued
I believe the girl I was talking to a few days ago lit up when I brought up a joke about herpes.
Guy friend: I thought you were still dating that girl?
Me: No, I broke it off after she gave me herpes for the third time.
Girl over there: *starts laughing*
Me: *eyes light up* *fixes clothing* *struts*
Nice one Sneezy poof
Oh, I should try the UTI line. I've been start all my conversations with
"So, have you ever had Crabs?"
I can't believe I didn't think of UTIs!
Then you'll get the idiot in the corner, "I love crabs! Can I get you some cold sores?"
That was nice sneezy hwo did it turn out? Any good? :P
... she turned out to be married. I'll post up the story later in my blog. It was absurd.
Yeah, he's usually wearing the "Peace, Love, and Crabs" shirt, too...
One day I'll find my Prince Herpes!
Man, I have been doing it all wrong to, it has always been "so, does it bother you if I have crabs?"
Yea, I wondered why I never got any laughs.
I posted the story on my blog... sadness.
This is probably not going to sound funny on a computer but...
A friend of mine when we go out somehow manages to find paper to crumple up or streamers (we still don't know where he pulls it from) and he sneaks up behind people singing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, GONOREAH!" and throws the paper at them then runs off :D
Absurdity...
Wow, that married lady was doused in EPIC FAIL.
I don't get it. I guess it would have to be one of those things I would have had to been there for.Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Awww I just read your blog Sneezy... DARN!
It's also fun to pretend sneeze on your hand, and then rub it on some random person, look at your buddy and be like, "Dood...this Swine Flu's kicking mai bootay..." and just walk off.Quote:
Originally Posted by shazamataz
Oh, and have another friend taking pictures.
Chyeah man... how rough is that, huh? And even my friends thought I was "IN"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
I had a friend who wrote "ANTHRAX" on my high school yearbook... every.. single.. page...
... yeah.
Yeah pretty much lolQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
You have to see it.
He just goes up to random people in bars yells gonoreah at them, throws paper at them then runs away...
He is not right in the head that boy :D
This "friend" wouldn't be Vaughn now would it..
Last summer, I was invited to this copy-store opening. So I'm talking to friends, eating a couple of pretzels, and this guy who looked about 25 comes up to me and starts telling me I look like a princess. He then tells me that he's a "single man" and has been looking for his own princess for a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
But something just didn't seem right about him.
15 minutes into the conversation, this lady comes up, grabs the guy by the arm, turns to me and says, "I'm so sorry he's been bothering you...he has a form of retardation."
Oh, my self-esteem was SOARING! :D
Haha nooo, although that is something he would do :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
People with "mental problems" are usually extremely honest! It was a huge compliment!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
Holy cow... I laughed so loud people at sbucks think I'm having issues. Hahahaa... so sorry!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrid13
I'm seriously a magnet for the most unconventional people ever. Once at a restaurant, I was eating by myself, enjoying some "me" time. The waiter gets to talking to me, and eventually he's like, "I'm really interested in you. Want to go on a date?"Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
I wasn't interested, so I said, "No thank you, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not quite ready to get involved yet."
HE STARTED CRYING! WHAT THE HECK?
I felt so embarrassed, so I was like, "What's wrong?!"
He sniffled, wiped his face with his arm, and said, "I'm crying because...SOMEONE BROKE YOUR HEART!!"
I wanted to die.
I don't look scary or smell... lol one day I'll find someone somewhat normal. XD
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