I will start What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice for 2 hours? Because it said concentrate! What do you do if a Blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back!

Start with an old reliable: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's count: One to climb the ladder(1) One to hold the ladder(2) A Sergeant to requisition the ladder(3) One to make coffee and one to get doughnuts

Heard she's an album coming out? Anything official about it? Where to hear "sample"songs?

A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They’re getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!" ...

What's white and sits in the corner? A fridge What's white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread How do you get an elephant in a fridge?