The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Hunting Forces.

These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
About their terrorist targets:

1. The hunting season opens today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

PS. Obama has reluctantly agreed to this plan that Bush initially proposed. Obama has called this "top secret" and has sworn to disavow any knowledge of it.

I have released this information from an undisclosed source at the White House - so please keep this information confidential!

Shouldn't this be in the humor section? Lol. I like it a lot!

But whatever will the US do without all those southerners??

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Shouldn't this be in the humor section? Lol. I like it alot!

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"Announced Today"...
... so it's a current event :D

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Originally Posted by RickJ

"Announced Today"...
...so it's a current event :D

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Ok, My bad. I didn't think of that.

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

But whatever will the US do without all those southerners????

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Rednecks breed like rabbits, no worries.

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Originally Posted by speechlesstx

Rednecks breed like rabbits, no worries.

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Touché!

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Originally Posted by RickJ

These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about their terrorist targets:

2. There is no bag limit.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.

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And this is different from the current situation how?

In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!

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Originally Posted by earl237

In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!

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That was my impression:D

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Originally Posted by earl237

In other words, the new elite fighting unit will be exactly the same as today's military!

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I hope you are joking. Our military people are the best in the world. It's not their fault that they have not had a good Commander in Chief in over a decade.

Of course I was joking, I totally respect the troops. My sense of humor is a bit dry and sarcastic.

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Originally Posted by RickJ

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called The United States Redneck Special Hunting Forces.

These men will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts
about their terrorist targets:

1. The hunting season opens today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

PS. Obama has reluctantly agreed to this plan that Bush initially proposed. Obama has called this "top secret" and has sworn to disavow any knowledge of it.

I have released this information from an undisclosed source at the White House - so please keep this information confidential!

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And you don't have to wear those neon orange vests either ;)



G&P

Oh would that this were a genuine development! I might just ask to join up.

Do you know the origin of the term "REDNECK"? If you did, you wouldn't be so disparaging of them. You like to eat don't you? Or are you one of those desk-bound "ELITISTS" too prissy to spend any time out-of-doors?

Yes this is the force that got Bin Laden no wonder Omah has gone missing