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    #981

    Jan 22, 2010, 03:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

    An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

    Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

    When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

    Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

    If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

    A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

    Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
    bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
    Definitely good ones, friend4u178!

    Thanks! :)
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    #982

    Jan 22, 2010, 09:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Definitely good ones, friend4u178!

    Thanks! :)
    I love your quotes.. They are great!:D:D:D
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    #983

    Jan 26, 2010, 10:31 PM

    “The only value men can offer me is the work of their mind. When I disagree with a rational man, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit.” - Ayn Rand
    ... from Sanya
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    #984

    Jan 27, 2010, 06:20 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich View Post
    “The only value men can offer me is the work of their mind. When I disagree with a rational man, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit.” - Ayn Rand
    ...from Sanya
    "Every man dies.Not every man really lives". William Wallace (Mel Gibson) Braveheart:):):)
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    #985

    Jan 27, 2010, 12:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    "Every man dies.Not every man really lives". William Wallace (Mel Gibson) Braveheart:):):)
    Great movie, by the way..
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    #986

    Jan 27, 2010, 01:40 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainRich View Post
    Great movie, by the way.....!
    "Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err" MOHANDAS GHANDI:)

    Braveheart is a masterpiece and so is Mel Gibson... My very own quote.:D:D
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    #987

    Jan 31, 2010, 08:38 PM

    The Little Angel Knocking
    at the Door







    There came a frantic knock

    At the doctor's office door,

    A knock, more urgent than

    He had ever heard before.




    ~~~~




    "Come in, Come in,"

    The impatient doctor said,

    "Come in, Come in,

    before you wake the dead."




    ~~




    In walked a frightened little girl,

    A child no more than nine,

    It was plain for all to see,

    She had troubles on her mind.




    ~~~




    "Oh doctor, I beg you,

    please come with me,

    My mother is surely dying,

    she's as sick as she can be."




    ~~~~




    "I don't make house calls,

    bring your mother here,"

    "But she's too sick,

    so you must come or she will die I fear."




    ~~~~




    The doctor, touched by her devotion,

    Decided he would go,

    She said he would be blessed,

    More than he could know.




    ~~~~




    She led him to her house

    Where her mother lay in bed,

    Her mother was so very sick

    She couldn't raise her head.




    ~~~~




    But her eyes cried out for help

    And help her the doctor did,

    She would have died that very night

    Had it not been for her kid.




    ~~~~




    The doctor got her fever down

    And she lived through the night,

    And morning brought the doctor signs,

    That she would be all right.




    ~~~~




    The doctor said he had to leave

    But would return again by two,

    And later he came back to check,

    Just like he said he'd do.




    ~~~~




    The mother praised the doctor

    For all the things he'd done,

    He told her she would have died,

    Were it not for her little one.




    ~~~~




    "How proud you must be

    of your wonderful little girl,

    It was her pleading that made me come,

    she is really quite a pearl!




    ~~~~




    "But doctor, my daughter died

    Over three years ago,

    Is the picture on the wall

    Of the little girl you know?"




    ~~~~




    The doctor's legs went limp

    For the picture on the wall,

    Was the same little girl

    For whom he'd made this call.




    ~~~~




    The doctor stood motionless,

    For quite a little while,

    And then his solemn face,

    Was broken by his smile.




    ~~~~




    He was thinking of that frantic knock

    Heard at his office door,

    And of the beautiful little angel

    That had walked across his floor.




    ~~~~
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    #988

    Feb 3, 2010, 03:50 PM

    Every story has three sides to it...

    Yours , Mine and the Facts!
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    #989

    Feb 3, 2010, 04:21 PM

    Fact of Life.. The only time a windshield wiper will work properly, is when it's holding a parking ticket... Author Unknown
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    #990

    Feb 3, 2010, 04:23 PM
    [QUOTE=Kitkat22;2210376]Fact of Life..The only time a windshield wiper will work properly, is when it's holding a parking ticket...Author Unknown[/QUOTE]
    Behind every successful man is a wife with great credit cards...
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    #991

    Feb 11, 2010, 09:28 AM

    If you don't think every day is a great day try going without one.
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    #992

    Feb 11, 2010, 11:33 AM

    "I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet." ~Joanne Sherman
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    #993

    Feb 22, 2010, 04:45 PM

    'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'
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    #994

    Feb 22, 2010, 04:51 PM

    Ah, ah, ah, Angel... depends on the woman! Surely my Guardian Angel is not making a blanket statement... well, I am assuming this it NOT your quote but since no name is with the quote, had to tease you just a bit. I have been absent for awhile. Thought I would jump in here and let you know I'm still kickin'! Princess Rebbie is still riding the Rebel and teasing her Guardian Angel. All is well with the world. Sex is a great way to get rid of a headache... FOR SOME WOMEN... WHO ARE GREAT AT MULTI-TASKING! LOL I hope I made you smile Angel. : )
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    #995

    Feb 22, 2010, 04:56 PM

    Rebbie!!

    I missed you love. I hope you're well.

    Don't be such a stranger. It's not the same without you. :(
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    #996

    Feb 22, 2010, 05:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'



    "A woman wears her tears like jewelry"... Author Unknown
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    #997

    Feb 22, 2010, 06:33 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Rebbie!!!!!

    I missed you love. I hope you're well.

    Don't be such a stranger. It's not the same without you. :(
    Thanks Alty! I have missed everyone. Have just been going through a lot. I will write a personal note later. Love to all!

    "If peace be in the heart, the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty!"

    ~~~ C.F. Richardson
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    #998

    Feb 22, 2010, 06:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by jrebel7 View Post
    Thanks Alty! I have missed everyone. Have just been going through a lot. I will write a personal note later. Love to all!

    "If peace be in the heart, the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty!"

    ~~~ C.F. Richardson

    Friendship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.

    Author Unknown
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    #999

    Feb 22, 2010, 07:06 PM

    Thank you jrebel7. Nice meeting you.:):)
    I've only been here a couple of months so I still mess up a lot.

    ]My favorite quote.. "When you feel you've reached the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on. Author Unknown:):)
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    #1000

    Feb 22, 2010, 07:29 PM

    Nice meeting you also Kitkat22. Don't worry about messing up... you will never meet any better friends than you will here. Everyone helped me so much when I first started they will you also. Everyone is understanding. We have all been new at one time or another. Since I don't have a quote at the moment, will close and wish you well. I have been away but hope to be back more often.

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