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    #21

    May 1, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    Actually, what Jesus did was spit on the ground to make mud, put the mud on the blind man's eyes and he was able to see :)
    So what you're saying is...

    ... some people are worshiping the wrong thing? It's not Jesus, it's the mud?!
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    #22

    May 1, 2009, 12:11 PM

    No, it's the "Jesus Mud." Could you imagine the market on that stuff?? Jesus would be richer than Trump :)
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    May 1, 2009, 12:12 PM

    I am SO marketing this...

    JESUS MUD. Cleanse yourself with this stuff and you'll be all holy like. Want to heal the sick, raise the dead, and turn water into wine? THIS IS FOR YOU!

    ... I feel like there's a special place in hell made just for people like me...
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    #24

    May 1, 2009, 12:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I am SO marketing this...

    JESUS MUD. Cleanse yourself with this stuff and you'll be all holy like. Want to heal the sick, raise the dead, and turn water into wine? THIS IS FOR YOU!

    ...I feel like there's a special place in hell made just for people like me...
    Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm teetering on blasphemy so I think I'll stop :)

    EDIT: One more thing I thought of... who do you think Jesus would use to market the mud? Billy Mays of OxyClean fame, or Vince Schlomi from the ShamWow! and Slap Chop commercials?
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    #25

    May 1, 2009, 12:28 PM

    So can we use healing spit for other ailments too? :confused:
    Cancer.
    Herpes.
    Dry Scalp.
    Diaper Rash.
    Dumb@ssedness.

    Just curious.

    **I'm still grossed out that someone would let another person put spit on them and it believe it healed.
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    #26

    May 1, 2009, 12:37 PM

    I'm pretty sure if Jesus can not only cure death but beat it Himself, cancer won't be an issue.
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    #27

    May 1, 2009, 12:40 PM

    But we still don't know the special chant! :confused:

    :p
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    #28

    May 1, 2009, 06:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have to wonder if this spit method works on birth marks

    I've heard it does Alty , just depends on how long you've had them:cool:
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    #29

    May 1, 2009, 07:04 PM
    I tried spitting in my girlfriends face to get her to stop nagging me, but it didn't work, I need the chant, please! Someone, hurry!
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    #30

    May 1, 2009, 07:06 PM
    I told my son to spit on his spelling test so he would get a 100%... All he got was a paddling from the principal.
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    #31

    May 2, 2009, 02:21 PM

    If spit worked they must have a lot of garlic in their saliva.
    The only way I know that they go away on their own is your body rids itself of the virus.
    You can use a garlic/olive oil mixture but you have to apply it regularly.

    I need energy do you think the spit will work for that?? If so lets bottle it and make millions!
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    #32

    May 2, 2009, 02:26 PM

    I need energy do you think the spit will work for that?? If so lets bottle it and make millions!
    Will dog saliva do? If so then my Great Dane here will make us billionaires in no time!
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    #33

    May 3, 2009, 03:54 AM

    The one thing Danes are best at lol
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    #34

    Mar 27, 2012, 10:26 AM
    I have read most of your answers and like you had a long term wart charmed off by my grand father who learned it from someone from the east coast. He would find 2 small smooth stones spit on them and rub them over the wart and say something very quiet to himself. He then disposed of the stones how unknown.
    In my case and all others that I know of it worked very well. Can't remember how long before it was gone but it never came back and I have never had another wart. He was to pass on the secret to my father but died before this happened. He treated many people for this and all that I know of this worked for.And I must say when he did this to me I thought he was nuts but I have no warts
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    #35

    Jul 16, 2012, 11:06 PM
    All I have to say is... Holy Spit!
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    #36

    Aug 17, 2012, 11:32 PM
    I do not claim this will work. There are lots of folk-cures to charm a wart off.

    Rub a wart with a potato or penny. Drawing a circle with the charred end of piece of burnt broomstraw around the wart for three consecutive mornings. Take blossoms of the walnut tree, rub the warts with them, and they will soon heal. A string or ribbon is tied over the wart and then tossed into a moving body of water; as the water rots the string or ribbon the wart disappears. Rub the warts with roasted chickens feet and bury them under the eaves of the house, the warts will vanish. Wash the warts with an old dishhrag; place it under the water gutter spout on the corner of the house; when that wash cloth has rotted away, the wart will be gone. Etc.

    I think what you are asking about is this one:

    Spit on the warts
    Recite Mark 8:23-24
    (And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the town; and when he had spit on his eyes, and put his hands upon him, he asked him if he saw ought. And he looked up, and said, I see men as trees, walking. In Jesus name, amen. Mark 8:23-24)

    Then say, "Jesus prayed put spittle on the affliction. As he healed that, I heal this. In Jesus name, amen."
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    #37

    Jan 7, 2013, 10:30 PM
    I am not sure how it is done but my Dad knew how to do this as well. I had one on my wrist and it had been there for at least 12 years and just before he died he
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    #38

    Jan 7, 2013, 10:31 PM
    Said let me take that off and he did just what you had said was done to yours and in about 2-3weeks later it was gone.
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    #39

    Nov 24, 2013, 08:53 AM
    I grew up in Northern Ireland. My father told me that the local gravedigger could charm warts off peoples hands or whatever. I laughed at him and said that was ridiculous but he was adamant that the old guy could do it. Quite a few years later I read in the newspaper about a study at the U of Chicago where the doctors put pieces of colored tape over peoples warts and told them that the tape was impregnated with a special chemical which would make the wart disappear. The warts all disappeared, obviously through the power of the subject's belief that the chemicals would work. In fact there were no chemicals, ordinary store bought tape was used. That is when I knew that the gravedigger could actually charm peoples warts away. Cm
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    #40

    Nov 25, 2013, 08:16 AM
    Post your source. The placebo effect is strong, but it isn't going to work for everyone.

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