Office Cannibals

Recently, a large corporation hired several African cannibals to increase their
diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during
the welcoming briefing. "You'll get all the usual benefits, and you can go to
the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the
whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all
shook their heads, "No." After the boss had left, the leader of the
cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers, and no one noticed anything.........
But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

Now there is a thought. As I'm the only b*gger that works ( apart from the accounts lady that pays me)... cannibals an equal opportunity employer. Hope they like golf, cause that's where most of the flaming managers are week days

I have duely amended that and sent it out to all my work colleagues! Lol! Brilliant!

VERY funny. Loved it Clough. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

I just copied that and posted it on our office bulletin board. Good one!