THE ANSWER TO THE OIL SITUATION!


A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer:
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Washington D.C. !!!!


Any Questions?

LOL those last lines were great

Keep them coming talaniman, you always make me laugh

Ain't that the dang truth!

Funny as always T-man
:)

Hehehe.