... good old-fashioned sex!

Paraphilia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia)

Man, they've got a word for EVERYTHING! :D

I'm afraid to ask this but...
How DID you come across this word??

:)
Moomin

OMG, that term was on my final exam on Wednesday and I thought the same thing!!

Only you only you only you lol what you been eating to make you think about sex huh huh ah but I forgot you're a guy your meant to think about it every 4 seconds aren't you ;)

Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

It started looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!

Well now we have a word to explain about 1/2 of the relationshiop posts we get here.

Good call Fr Chuck!

Well now we have a word to explain about 1/2 of the relationshiop posts we get here.


Giggle chuck oh so true

Oh, yes, that is 100% on the mark!!

Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!

Cough Cough your supposed to be working lol what's for tea tonight??

Spam!

:)

Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!


LOL Yup, I totally get the connection... :rolleyes: Men. Way too funny.

Hello:

Ooooh, ooooh, I'm a paraphilliac. Cool!

excon

Look you cheeky buggers, I get bored at work OK!

It started off looking for the fear of exploding things, then the fear of clowns, then I stumbled across this! Lol!

Remind me to throw your resume away. You are not suitable for the nanny position you applied for at my agency.

Cough Cough your supposed to be working lol whats for tea tonight???

We had an indoor BBQ because it was raining... I.E. I cooked stuff in the oven! Lol! :p

Bank holidays in UK really suck! It always rains, why IS that?

I spent pretty much all day Saturday in the sun, varnishing and building a bench for our 'veranda' (lol!)

Come Sunday, it just hammered down all day! Gutted!

Oh well, I had a good weekend regardless!

Hehehehehehe only rained at night here :D so we managed to have dry days and bbq outside lol

Lucky you!

:(

Feelings toward otherwise non-sexual objects... I'm sure I just answered a thread on this one.. some woman getting off with a torch I think..
Sorry but give me a sexy irishman anyday!!

Omg I must learn to read the whole thing before posting..
Aelurophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Aelurophilia&action=edit): a form of zoophilia—sexual attraction to cats... (fix hides her cat.. just in case)
Dendrophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia): sexual attraction to trees and other large plants... Ok
Eproctophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Eproctophilia&action=edit): sexual attraction to flatulence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence)... PMFSL
Harpaxophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Harpaxophilia&action=edit): sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary... Yup I can see the attraction in that... not.
Xylophilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Xylophilia&action=edit): sexual attraction to wood... errr no comment.

OK I'm done,cant take anymore laughter right now... thanks for the laugh huntersbar...

Eproctophilia

Big one in Japan that, honest, I've seen video clips (from my 'Eprotophilia collection' folder!) of women in tight lycra shorts farting on men's faces and chests!

Doesn't do a thing for me thought - honest!

*Remembers to buy more beans for tonights tea*

Reminds me of the thread where I told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/mans-fantasy-one-dont-know-how-fullfill-81397.html

Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$

Thinking about it more, it kind of makes me shudder now when I hear the term "me and my boyfriend have dont everything together sexually"... errrr going off the stuff in that list I very much doubt it lmao

fix-what-you-broke, that is a scary thought. "Don everythihg"- let;'s hope not.

Reminds me of the thread where i told the woman that her boyfriend was macrophilic.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/mans-fantasy-one-dont-know-how-fullfill-81397.html

Still ashamed that I knew the word without looking it up :$

You should be! I am shocked and appalled! I thought you embodied all that is good and pure here. I am crushed. The only way you would know of such a thing is if you have had this sort of fantasy yourself. Don't try and talk your way out of this, and claim that you heard about it from some benign and innocent source. You are a very dirty little monkey indeed! Oh, for shame.

Giants? What about midgets?