Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!

A baseball bat should do the trick... lol... other than that, unless they are incredibly emotional... I don't know...

Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!

Why do you want to make him cry?

Hit him in the nose. Or make fun of his mother.
Onions, pepper spray, mace.

Onions work for me.
So, why do you want to make a guy cry?

Does a woman/girl really need a reason to make a guy cry?


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Have the cable shut off the day of the Superbowl? I want to know why you want to hurt and or humiliate him, too.

Tear up his superbowl tickets?

Again, why?

Destroy the teddy bear he has been sleeping with since he was 5, while he is tied up.

Sometimes vague questions are the most fun.

How do you make a guy cry? Tell him you are pregnant with triplets!

Seriously, why go out of your way to make a guy cry? Is it worth it?

Do it lmao!

Marry him.

Then divorce him and take all his stuff.

Kick him square in the nuts... as hard as you can!

If that doesn't make him cry, nothing will!

Tell him... you used to be a "he ":eek:

Make Fun Of How Small Or Make Fun Of All He's Body Part Call Him Names Little Things Like That.that Will Help.

Kick him in the balls. That will make him drop to the ground like a baby and also cry like a baby.

Although I love Allhearts suggestion about telling him your really a he. Lol

Joe

Hey, my response were just jokes! How the heck do I know what makes a man cry? I never dated a crybaby!

Hide the TV remote controls!

This poor guy, she didn't even take time to respond. She read everyone's answers, grabbed the onions, put on her steel toe boots, cancelled the cable subscribtion and went running. He never stood a chance!

But first remove the batteries... so when he finally does find it after a couple hours... it gets even better...

c'mon death_123... why would you want to make a guy cry? Hmmmm... something is wrong with that name!

How about taking away his playstation... or telling him that he has to cook and clean the house spotless tonight, while you go out with the girls.

If he loves u or cares about u tell him u cheaqted on him he'll he will cry then tell him u just wanted to see how he would react

Kick him in the balls. That will make him drop to the ground like a baby and also cry like a baby.

Although I love Allhearts suggestion about telling him your really a he. lol

Joe

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c'mon death_123....why would you want to make a guy cry? Hmmmm....something is wrong with that name!

I'm wondering if it's a clever play on words, like "death by numbers"? :)

Throw acid in his eyes. That will work. Probably a little drastic though.

1. Tell him the porn industry has finally unionized and all the actresses have gone on strike.
2. Tell him it was a bad year for hops and beer prices are expected to skyrocket.
3. Subtly clue him in to to the fact that professional wrestling is completely staged and scripted.

It's a start... ;)

Thomas :'( :'(

Why would you say such things :'(

Is it just me or every time I get a message saying someone answered this question, I don't see any answer?

My answer was: c'mon death_123 fess up, why would you want to make a guy cry? And the name death_123 hmmmmmmm... doesn't sound good

Squeeze his balls hard and hard LOL

And / or

Tell him you had balls before ;)

LOL how about pimping his car into a pink super mobile :D

Make him take your toy poodle (or some similar "poofy" breed) for a daytime walk in public, preferably with a diamond-studded collar and a cute pink bow. Heck, you can even put one on him.

Call him shortie :) you could also kick him in the nuts, but don't grab them or do that bear with him tied up thing that could make him thing other things... if he is emotional bring up some big problem between you two. The only other ways I know work if you're a guy. Also hurting him might not always work I had my jaw broken and I was spitting out blood no tears no uneasyness of voice or anything.

Tell Him Ur Moving To Calfornia Or Somewhere Far Away And U Give Him A Sad Face And U Start A Little Tear Here And There And He Starts Crying

Bring your mother around!! Nothing like a visit from the mother in law to make a grown man weep.

Tell him you have a case of beer, you subscribed him to the nfl network and you were wondering if you and two of her best looking friends would be able to please him all night long while you videotape for later viewing.

Tears of joy, my friend. Tears of joy

Does a woman really need to give a reason for wanting to make a guy cry? No. But really, if you want to see the guy boo-hoo like a baby, just tell him that you've maxed out all of his credit cards, and that the bank is sending people to repossess his stuff in the morning.:D

... just tell him that you've maxed out all of his credit cards, ... Actually that would make a woman cry harder. :)

Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!
Kick them in the balls!! lol

Hello Death:

Tell 'em no more nookie.

excon

Why is there such animosity toward kicking a guy in the nads?? Can't we all just get along? And leave the boys out of it?

It's a mean, mean world.

*sits with legs crossed*

Drug him and have gender reassignment surgery performed on him. When he wakes up, he will most assuredly cry.

why is there such animosity toward kicking a guy in the nads??? can't we all just get along? and leave the boys out of it?

its a mean, mean world.

*sits with legs crossed*


I could not agree with you more. Kicking is just so unlady like. Read somewhere, I think it was lorenabobbit.com, where it's just more convenient and less of a mess to install one of these, I don't know

http://aquipenzando.bitacoras.com/fotitos3/guillotina.jpg

Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!

Just a question to your question, why would you want to make a guy cry? Take care, love and peace anne x

I could not agree with you more. Kicking is just so unlady like. Read somewhere, I think it was lorenabobbit.com, where it's just more convenient and less of a mess to install one of these, I dunno

http://aquipenzando.bitacoras.com/fotitos3/guillotina.jpgI think we've got a winner here! LOL

Heellp me moma I don't even want to think about that... and wear sharp high heels.. ouch

I'm transgender and that's still funny

Say "im glad i got my balls removed intresting how they where staged buv the v.g"

And those stupid bear seat covers ha

Ouchey

Haha ha sucka actually I was thinking drug him then tye him naked to a chair that u shall leave in town square in the middle of the night and those siscors and his balls would hurt to

No joke ow. I wonder how my brother would like one of those for christmas nahahaha

Only AH would come up with such a thing oh how I love you dear lady xx

Yes, CBW, AH manages to find the perfect picture for every occasion, doesn't she? :p

Ya know it ruby she should be crowned the picture expert lol

Awwww I love you guys toooooo. :)

Tell him you're totally pregnant.

Just a question to your question, why would you want to make a guy cry? Take care, love and peace anne x

Yeah, why would you?

Pepper spay!
Turn off their TV, mess up their food,put salt in their drinks,you become the breadwinner yourselves.

Well, I think it would be best if we knew your relationship with the guy and the reason you want to make him cry. But as someone who has done her fair share of making guys cry, I would say that something that gets them going really good is their emotions. Something like I ran over your dog might work or something. Let us know why you want to hurt this guy.. Thanks