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talaniman
Apr 13, 2007, 04:16 AM
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
Reasons:

1-------- I do physical labor.

2.------- I work at great depths.

3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.

4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5.--------I work in a damp environment.

6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

7.------- I work in high temperatures.

8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.

Reply:


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
Raised,
The management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
Period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting
Other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
In order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
Wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
Completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
Exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.



Sincerely, The Management



Five reasons not to be a penis..

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

alkalineangel
Apr 13, 2007, 05:38 AM
Hahah... awesome!

BlakeCory
Apr 13, 2007, 03:14 PM
9. You are unable to work double shifts.

Are you sure about that? I've had to work a double shift every week this year.

magprob
Apr 13, 2007, 08:14 PM
I would never treat my little bald headed buddy that way... even though he hasn't had a raise in quite a while. When some one gives you years of good service, you don't just abandon them when they can no longer perform. It's a hard world. I guess I'm just and old softie. Oh, Willie is on the radio, got to go!

Matt3046
Apr 13, 2007, 08:38 PM
Five reasons not to be a penis..

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint[/quote]

6.your best friend is a p***y
7. your owner will beat you (repeatedly)

robertsqueen
Apr 13, 2007, 09:19 PM
Lol Thanks guys I needed a good laugh lol