I'm on probation... drank heavily 20+ units Sunday night until 10am Monday... if they test me at probation on Wednesday afternoon what is the general likelihood that I'll be given a typical 'stick test' rather than an erg test? If I'm given an EtG test, how can I pass it. Thank you!

Chances are slim that you will pass. What do you stand to lose? Was it worth it?

If you pass you better run straight out by a lottery ticket before your luck runs out.

How can you pass? Don't drink at all... but since you already did that... in wretched excess... all you can do now is wait.

On probation, I would be 100% shocked if you are not being tested for EtG, but I suppose there is always a chance. If you are EtG tested, I can't imagine any way of passing, given the amount consumed and the time frame.