:confused: does a locker slam when there is none around to here it

Yes. It will make a noise. No one will hear it, but there will still be vibrations in the air, making noise.

Or you could say God is everywhere, so he would hear it. :)

The locker cannot slam if no one is there to slam it :)

The locker cannot slam if no one is there to slam it :)

What if there is a gust of wind?

How about if a deaf person sees it slam... but there is still nobody there to hear it..