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Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 04:45 PM
Has anyone out there had success with them?

Fr_Chuck
Apr 4, 2007, 04:49 PM
As a police officer who has helped and worked with city probation, I havve meet a lot of people who "trusted" them for passing the test, and basically they had the pleasure of failing them all. If it is in your system, it will show up, it is plain chemistry. Honestly the only way to pass them is just not to do the drugs.

J_9
Apr 4, 2007, 04:54 PM
As a nursing student and a nurse intern who has assisted with these tests. I can tell you that they are a waste of your money, just like the pot you are smoking.

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 05:04 PM
As a nursing student and a nurse intern who has assisted with these tests. I can tell you that they are a waste of your money, just like the pot you are smoking.

Thank you for the help, I trusted them once, I was naïve, but I have given up smoking(for now), it really helps me relax, so I am waiting for the day that I can do it again.
I choose to call it "medical marijuana"
The only time it was a waste of money, is when it poor quality... :)

J_9
Apr 4, 2007, 05:08 PM
Let me ask you this...

Do you smoke cigarettes? If not, why not? If so, how many a day?

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 05:12 PM
As a police officer who has helped and worked with city probation, I havve meet alot of people who "trusted" them for passing the test, and basicly they had the pleasure of failing them all. If it is in your system, it will show up, it is plain chemistry. Honestly the only way to pass them is just not to do the drugs.


Thank you for your help, I sure will miss the relaxation and peace of mind from smoking, but I sure do not want to go to the county lockup. I cannot afford to mess up another one, I tried the drinks, but I cannot tell lies well and that would weigh too heavily on my already stressful life. Michelle

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 05:14 PM
Let me ask you this....

Do you smoke cigarettes? If not, why not? If so, how many a day?


Yes, sometimes 15 a day

J_9
Apr 4, 2007, 05:20 PM
One joint is the same as smoking 20 cigarettes. And just as addictive.

So, if you smoke 2 joints a day plus your 15 cigarettes, you have just smoked 75 cigarettes.

Also, do you know about the physical sexual side-effects of marijuana? If you did, you would stay as far away from it as possible.


So, if you want to stay out of jail and rehab, stay off the illegal substances.

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 05:33 PM
One joint is the same as smoking 20 cigarettes. And just as addictive.

So, if you smoke 2 joints a day plus your 15 cigarettes, you have just smoked 75 cigarettes.

Also, do you know about the physical sexual side-effects of marijuana? If you did, you would stay as far away from it as possible.


So, if you want to stay out of jail and rehab, stay off the illegal substances.

Thanks again, I currently have no libido(sex drive), so you think smoking does that?
I thought it was stress, I am currently researching some things like scullcap or valerian root. Do you have any input on that? Michelle

J_9
Apr 4, 2007, 06:34 PM
Yes, smoking any drug actually lessens your libido, and can do so permanently if smoked enough.

The only info I have on the "herbs" you are asking is that they are not always reliable. If you plan on buying over the internet there is no telling what you are actually getting.

What do you plan on using these for? I may have a better idea.

excon
Apr 4, 2007, 07:08 PM
Hello Michelle:

With deference to my friend J_9, cigarettes are poison. Pot is not. Nicotine is addictive. THC is not. Cigarettes kill over 350,000 people every year in this country alone. Pot never killed anybody - not one person. If the comparison is to show how dangerous pot is, the comparison is faulty. The most dangerous thing about pot is the trouble you can get into for smoking it.

excon

PS> Should you smoke when you're subject to a drug test?? Nahh.

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 07:34 PM
Yes, smoking any drug actually lessens your libido, and can do so permanently if smoked enough.

The only info I have on the "herbs" you are asking is that they are not always reliable. If you plan on buying over the internet there is no telling what you are actually getting.

What do you plan on using these for? I may have a better idea.


I had hoped that the natural remedies would help my stress levels, which smoking always did. I currently am the main caregiver to my aunt that is 92, and a chronic complainer. I love her completely, but all the negativity just gets me stressed. I currently have double vision and my equilibrium has been affected by an anneurism, that I had in 1983. Since that time, I usually drank excessive amounts of alcohol. That led to a DUI, hence probation until 2/2008. I am happy to say that I no longer drink, last time was in 5/2005.
I did graduate from W.V.U. in 1997, but I was not quite so eager to pursue a career on Wall Street. To sum it up... smoking made me happy and able to deal with all my past stressors and current ones. Maybe, I was adding fuel to the fire. I hope, I haven't confused you. Michelle

Michellerenee
Apr 4, 2007, 08:17 PM
Yes, smoking any drug actually lessens your libido, and can do so permanently if smoked enough.

The only info I have on the "herbs" you are asking is that they are not always reliable. If you plan on buying over the internet there is no telling what you are actually getting.

What do you plan on using these for? I may have a better idea.

My first reply was erased, but I can quickly sum it up. I would like to find a legal natural remedy for stress. I had an annerism in 1983, which left me with double vision and a lack of a normal equilibrium. I used to drink alcohol excessively, which led to bigger problems. I'm happy to say, no alcohol since 5/2005! The smoking has always relaxed me and I viewed things with "rose colored" glasses. Now, on probation for a DUI, I can't do that. Thanks for your time, Michelle

sorry, I just saw my first reply, I guess it didn't get erased... and no other drugs are used.

Michellerenee
Apr 5, 2007, 04:33 AM
Hello Michelle:

With deference to my friend J_9, cigarettes are poison. Pot is not. Nicotine is addictive. THC is not. Cigarettes kill over 350,000 people every year in this country alone. Pot never killed anybody - not one person. If the comparison is to show how dangerous pot is, the comparison is faulty. The most dangerous thing about pot is the trouble you can get into for smoking it.

excon

PS> Should you smoke when you're subject to a drug test??? Nahh.


Thank you for your input, I have made up my mind now, not to try to get away with it.
I am too nervous to try substitution, I don't think I could get away with it, and I would be in the county lockup. My 92 year old roommate depends on me being here. Michelle

J_9
Apr 5, 2007, 07:07 AM
Hello Michelle:

With deference to my friend J_9, cigarettes are poison. Pot is not. Nicotine is addictive. THC is not. Cigarettes kill over 350,000 people every year in this country alone. Pot never killed anybody - not one person. If the comparison is to show how dangerous pot is, the comparison is faulty. The most dangerous thing about pot is the trouble you can get into for smoking it.

excon

PS> Should you smoke when you're subject to a drug test??? Nahh.

I know your point Excon, I used to live in Alaska, if that means anything to you. Ever heard of Matanuska Thunder F*** ? I lived in the Mat-Su Valley, and I knew MTF very well, it is nice and sticky and WHITE!! I held on to your beliefs for a very long time. Another one you forgot to mention is that pot is natural, it is a gift from the heavens above. It does not have to be manufactured like tobacco does.

The comparison is that the smoke inhaled with pot is equal to 20 cigarettes to your lungs. Although there are additives in cigs and not in weed, they both are toxic to your lungs.

Here are some facts on Marijuana:

"Other effects associated with the use of marijuane include parmful pulmonary effects (bronchitis), weakening of heart contractions, immunosuppression, and reduction of the serum testosterone level and sperm count." Source, Keltner Fifth Edition.

These are the effects that relate to 1 joint equals 20 cigarettes.

excon
Apr 5, 2007, 08:11 AM
Hello again, J:

No, I'm not familiar with that strain. But, it's clear you're reformed pothead. I say that because of your knee jerk reaction to what I said. Thanks for that, because you bring up a very important aspect to the discussion. Plus, your views are widespread, and my job here, is to poke holes in them.

This being the legal board, although it wouldn't matter, I try to be precise with my use of language. I try to cite fact, not rumor. And, I did. What I cited were facts – Undisputable facts. They weren't my “beliefs”.

Here are my beliefs, and let me be clear about them, if I haven't been already: Marijuana is a DRUG – a serious drug. It is NOT good for you. It should not be used by children. It SHOULD not be used by adults.

I did not, nor do I now, dispute your medical information. I do, however, dispute your unstated conclusion, if your conclusion is, that since cigarettes kill, and 1 joint equals 20 cigarettes, then pot must be 20 times as deadly. THAT conclusion is not supported by the facts. Indeed, I don't even believe your statement that 1 joint equals 20 cigarettes is supported by the facts. I daresay, it's a “belief”.

Nonetheless, let me say again; smoking pot is NOT good for you. But, it doesn't kill you. If it did, I'd think somebody would know about it – especially a medical person such as yourself.

You also suggest that, because I cite facts, that I am promoting drug use. Nothing could be further from the truth. As a medical person, you should see right through that argument. Do you think sex education PROMOTES sex? I don't. Most right wingers would. I don't think you do. Do you?

Here's my final belief: In a free society, drug use should be left up to an adult. (Now, most right wingers would think that I just said it's OK to drive when stoned. I didn't.)

I will close again, with this old and oft used (by me) fact: The most dangerous thing about pot is the trouble you can get into for smoking it. If you can dispute my fact with facts of your own, go for it.

excon

J_9
Apr 5, 2007, 09:03 AM
Excon dear, you read me entirely wrong. I am a reformed pot head only because of circumstances. I had my fun with it. Also, you are not familiar with MTF, too bad it can't be sent through the mail, I'd have some sent to you. You would in turn move right to the Mat-Su Valley!!

My ratio is not a belief it was taught in lecture on substance abuse. Professors in nursing do not teach on beliefs, but rather facts.

It is objective data that 1 joint = 20 smokes on the respiratory system. This info was presented by Kelley Burg, RN, C, MSN, Director of Nursing.

It is a fact that it does indeed create complications with the respiratory system. This is the ONLY bodily system I am speaking of.

Now, it is the easiest of all drugs to detox from, it is the hardest to become totally addicted to. However, although it can be calssified as a hallucinogen, it is also classified as a Central Nervous System Depressant.

My dear Excon. I did not say you are promoting drug use. And again I am a reformed hippie because of circumstance (chidren and drug tests for school). If I listed the drugs I have used, abused, and/or been addicted to in my lifetime, your chin would drop.

I am not the ex smoker who chastises everyone who lites up. Quite the opposite actually. I was just pointing out the respiratory effects. You were the one who read between the lines.

ordinaryguy
Apr 5, 2007, 11:12 AM
My ratio is not a belief it was taught in lecture on substance abuse. Professors in nursing do not teach on beliefs, but rather facts.
If you really believe this, you are hopelessly naïve. A very large share of the funding for medical education comes from the Federal Government, and this Administration has done everything in its power to propagate outright falsehoods and egregious exaggerations about the supposed dangers of marijuana, and to block attempts to do credible research on the subject. Failure by a faculty member to follow the party line on the subject would quite likely jeopardize the school's Federal grants. The politicization of science (global climate change, stem cell research, drug safety, etc. etc.) by these hacks is right up there with their warmongering on my list of grievances against them.


It is objective data that 1 joint = 20 smokes on the respiratory system. This info was presented by Kelley Burg, RN, C, MSN, Director of Nursing.
I'm not sure what you mean by "equals", but if you mean "has the same harmful effects", then we should see similar rates of lung cancer in people who smoke one joint a day as in people who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. But as you surely know, the data shows no such thing. Here's a link (http://ccrmg.org/journal/05aut/nocancer.html) to a summary of recent research that shows that not only does marijuana smoking not cause lung cancer, it may even protect against it.

Like excon, I am not advocating the use of marijuana or denying that there are some harmful or undesirable effects of using it. But the attempt to discourage its use by exaggerating the danger is bound to be counterproductive in the long run because when people find out (as they surely will) that these supposed dangers are bogus, some will stop believing anything they're told about the dangers of any drug, and disregard all such warnings. Since many drugs are exceedingly dangerous, it is bad policy to exaggerate the dangers associated with those that are relatively benign. It's my opinion (not a fact based on research) that the greatest health risk associated with marijuana is what could happen to you in prison if you get sent there for possessing it.

J_9
Apr 5, 2007, 11:21 AM
Wow, OG, just paint me into a corner. I have said before the I am gullable and naïve. However, my texts, not only my professors, show the risks associated with marijuana use as well as my time spent in the hospital.

Now, I understand that none of you are advocating the use of illegal substances. But I have seen, and experienced, firsthand some of the risks associated with the "abuse" of the drug.

Occasional use is one thing, abuse is horse of a different color. However, it is best to present the facts to the person who does in fact use occasionally so that they are knowlegable.

And OG, I totally agree with your option and health risks and prison. That by far is the greatest health risk.

Well, now, since I provided medical data from texts and have been shot down all over the place since you all have indeed been in classrooms, in hosptials, witnessed people with COPD associated with cigarettes and marijuana. And you do seem to have much more experience in the clinical setting than I do. I will back out of this thread.

I was only presenting what I have learned and witnessed from textbooks and patients themselves. And since you both have been in clinical settings and have read numerous more texts than I apparently have. I am outa here!!

Fr_Chuck
Apr 5, 2007, 11:57 AM
Well guys I don't know the studies, ( they did not ask me to smoke it to test me) Hey excon where do you sign up for these studies.

But I did grow up in the 60's and 70's and our idea of buying a bag was a paper grocrey bag full. If you ever watched Chet and Chong movies, where they rolled the joints the size of a cigar, that was it in our days.

But today I would be terrified to buy any on the street, ( not that I use any more, I have gotten respectable of course) but today they cut or taint it with other things to make it more adictive at times and I don't think "drug dealer" has become one of the more honest professions over the years.

So I can say that the dangers of it more than anything today is first just dealing with the people you ar buying it from, and the chances of ending up with those matchng braclets the police have for you.

I have read studies on the medical issues of Pot, both ways, so for that I will say I don't know, but just from the legal aspect that is enough to settle that you should not.

But again it is obvous from the fact that people drink, they use crack, they use many very dangious drugs, that people have little respect for thierself and bodies or they just would not be using things where there is no debate of its danger to you.

Michellerenee
Apr 5, 2007, 12:45 PM
Thank you all for the information, you have been more helpful to me than any other source on the internet! Wishing you all health and happiness, Michelle

Michellerenee
Apr 5, 2007, 06:28 PM
Yes, smoking any drug actually lessens your libido, and can do so permanently if smoked enough.

The only info I have on the "herbs" you are asking is that they are not always reliable. If you plan on buying over the internet there is no telling what you are actually getting.

What do you plan on using these for? I may have a better idea.


Hello again, can you help me with finding a natural remedy for stress? My illegal remedy is out of the question at this point in time. Who knows, I may give it up forever, especially with the adverse effects on libido. Michelle

RubyPitbull
Apr 5, 2007, 07:11 PM
Hello again, can you help me with finding a natural remedy for stress? My illegal remedy is out of the question at this point in time. Who knows, I may give it up forever, especially with the adverse effects on libido. Michelle
Exercise. Bubble baths. Get yourself a pet. Spend some time with a friend who makes you laugh until you can't breathe. Get a pedicure. Get a massage. Read a good book. Get a good nights sleep. Eat healthy.

I am sure there are more but I can't think of them right now. I will have to get back to you.

You don't have to ingest substances, natural or unnatural, to relieve stress.

Look, I know you are taking care of your elderly aunt. Find someone to babysit her for you, so you get yourself a much needed break. That is probably creating more stress in your life than anything else. I don't know what her medical coverage is, but you might want to call in a local chapter of Visiting Nurses Association. Or, call a home health care agency in your area and arrange for them to come in a couple of days a week. Make auntie pay for it. She may be your roommate, and I am sure you love her to pieces. Good. That's nice. But, when you are the sole caretaker of an ailing person, the stress that causes is unbearable at times. You need a break. Get proactive and find one. Stop looking for the "miracle pill" (or joint, whatever the case may be).



By the way, very interesting "discussion" guys. Almost made me want to do my own research on this whole business. But, the pot I am smoking is J's MTF, and frankly, it kind of makes me lazy and unmotivated.

redp70
Apr 10, 2007, 06:13 PM
Ready clean works

1badchoice
Apr 12, 2007, 09:40 PM
I don't know what works or doesn't to hide usage but I do find this post absolutely hilarious. I do agree with Ordinaryguy and think that J is just a bit naïve. Mind you this is coming from a woman whose entire family indulges in the illegal substance yet I myself have never touched it... I realize this may be unbelievable. :O) Even though I have watched various relatives make stupid decisions (driving while stoned, using around kids, etc) I completely agree with Ordinary as this country was founded on freedom of choice. I believe that history shows substances being used widely and becoming illegal directly corelating to the right wing agenda. There was even a special on Discovery channel about various drugs and why they became illegal to begin with... Oh well... it will never be legal in US as there are too many religious, rightwing politicians. (aren't those oxymorons?) As for the last bit, Michelle, there are actually drugs (legal) prescribed by doctor's that are not addictive and help greatly with anxiety. You might try your good old doc... and be amazed at what is possible. Thanks for the entertainment. Cathy

Matt3046
Apr 12, 2007, 09:43 PM
It won't work

J_9
Apr 12, 2007, 09:47 PM
I don't know what works or doesn't to hide usage but I do find this post absolutely hilarious. I do agree with Ordinaryguy and think that J is just a bit naive. Mind you this is coming from a woman whose entire family indulges in the illegal substance yet I myself have never touched it........I realize this may be unbelievable. :O) Even though I have watched various relatives make stupid decisions (driving while stoned, using around kids, etc) I completely agree with Ordinary as this country was founded on freedom of choice. I believe that history shows substances being used widely and becoming illegal directly corelating to the right wing agenda. There was even a special on Discovery channel about various drugs and why they became illegal to begin with....... Oh well..........it will never be legal in US as there are too many religious, rightwing politicians. (aren't those oxymorons?) As for the last bit, Michelle, there are actually drugs (legal) prescribed by doctor's that are not addictive and help greatly with anxiety. You might try your good old doc..........and be amazed at what is possible. Thanks for the entertainment. Cathy
LMFAO, you find me naïve? LMFAO yet again. Do you know whether I have ever consumed? No you don't. You come from a family that "indulges."

Let me give you a bit of insight deary. I have indugled in the pleasantries that most of your family have never even considered.

I have seen things that most of your family never has imagined. I speak from experience.

I spent today in a forensic unit of a psychiatric hospital. You know the unit where the people are Not Guilt by Reason of Insanity. You know schizophrenics and the like?

Unless you know for a FACT what you are talking about, and I do, I suggest you back down.

1badchoice
Apr 12, 2007, 09:57 PM
J I myself have a Bachelor's degree in Social Work and know more than you might imagine. Again, you have me laughing as you are so judgemental about the issue and assume others are less educated, stupid, inferior to yourself. I don't know your history, nor you mine... my opinion comes from my life choices, education, etc... as does yours. I rarely believe in absolutes and in general think the public has been majorly misled by the politics of the day. Look at history. Happens again and again in EVERY culture where the public relies on a larger body (gov.) to care for it's citizens. My major point, other than my opinion on the legality of substances, is that yes, your statistics are faulty. The books are often underwritten by grants, etc. As well, when seminars are given (yes, I've been to a few) they often use handy little flyers, props that proudly display "facts" that are truly incorrect (many times the instructor even knows this-though they deem it unimportant to the greater good). No one has the real answer. And there has NEVER been documentation of someone who smokes pot having the same ill effects as cigarette users. Thanks again for the entertainment. Cathy

J_9
Apr 12, 2007, 10:18 PM
First of all Cathy, I never assumed that anyone was ess educated, stupid, inferior to myself as I am only a student. So it appears that you are the only one ASSUMING at this point.

Guess what. I have a lot to learn and I know that. But it is apparent that you know everything.


your statistics are faulty

Please tell that to the state menal health hospital I spent over 12 hours in today. Please tell that to the men who raped women while on these drugs. Please tell that to the man who decapitated his mother while on these drugs.

I am not talking textbooks now. I am talking reality. I spent over 12 hours with over 30 men who were on these drugs when they committed their crimes.

I am not talking "handy little fliers." "props that proudly display "facts"

I am talking reality. People who are insane, unable to stand trial.


No one has the real answerI will agree with you there. Not one of the 7 doctors today during treatment team or forensic team have an answer.

But I will tell you what the doctors (all of them) said that it was a precipitating factor.

1badchoice
Apr 12, 2007, 10:27 PM
People who commit crimes (such as your speaking) generally have a mental health issue that they were trying to sefl medicate with "drugs". You cannot generalize with all drugs as this thread is about marijuana specifically. I have never seen, nor heard of, anyone using marijuana and that being the reason they raped or killed someone else. Hense, they are in the psychiatric hospital. As for other drugs, I am stating that as a free society we should be allowed to make our own decisions about certain drugs that have been vilified and outlawed. Not that I personally would choose to use them. On principal, it shoulld not be up to a few to police the many. I understand that your learning. Part of learning is hearing each other out and being open to differing ideas. The earth is not flat. Who knew? I sincerely regret if I have offended you as I am taking this in a light-hearted manor. Just expressing my personal beliefs... not necessarily fact, which I believe I have stated many times. Peace. Cathy

Michellerenee
Apr 13, 2007, 06:11 AM
ready clean works
Are you a heavy smoker?

J_9
Apr 13, 2007, 06:16 AM
Originally Posted by redp70
ready clean works


It does not work. It is a waste of money.

Michellerenee
Apr 13, 2007, 09:38 AM
It does not work. It is a waste of money.


I know, I couldn't believe he said that, so I had to comment!
I went in to probation yesterday and had a very nice officer(for once), no pee test, and he was telling me his beliefs that thc is the only drug he felt shouldn't be illegal.
I just think he is trying to set me up, so I am still sticking to my plan to stay away from it. M. have a good day!

RubyPitbull
Apr 13, 2007, 10:00 AM
Wow, this thread has really taken an interesting twist. Hey Cathy, are you a Libertarian? If not, you should do a search and check out their platform. You just might find yourself changing political parties if you are affiliated with any. ;)

Michelle honey, you are right not to trust what the nice officer said. If you simply are not able to do anything that I suggested, then go to your doctor and speak with him/her about the problem. They just might be able to help. Personally, I just would be worried about ingesting anything if I were in your shoes. You need to pass these tests. You need to decompress and find a way to do this without relying on something you can smoke, inject or swallow. To solve the problem of anything showing up in a test is to avoid taking anything.

J_9, what can I say? I will see you in my little room at the mental hospital. Please be nice to me.

1badchoice
Apr 13, 2007, 12:46 PM
Ruby,
I'm not sure if you would consider me a libertarian but I am open to differing views. I do swing way left. Less is sometimes more in terms of government. Glad to see someone else found this post as interesting as I did... lol Honestly just had differing opinion but thought it got carried away. Oh well. I like what you said to J. And see that you may be more to the left than to the right. As for passing pee tests... only real way is to NOT use. There have been lots of things that give false positives but nothing gives false negatives.
Cathy

RubyPitbull
Apr 13, 2007, 01:00 PM
Official Website of the Libertarian National Committee (http://www.lp.org/issues/platform_all.shtml)


I am not sure if I lean more to the left. I like to add to my knowledge base. I like to be clear of mind.

But, in the end, yes, I did find this post as interesting as you did.

Michellerenee
Apr 13, 2007, 08:34 PM
Wow, this thread has really taken an interesting twist. Hey Cathy, are you a Libertarian? If not, you should do a search and check out their platform. You just might find yourself changing political parties if you are affiliated with any. ;)

Michelle honey, you are right not to trust what the nice officer said. If you simply are not able to do anything that I suggested, then go to your doctor and speak with him/her about the problem. They just might be able to help. Personally, I just would be worried about ingesting anything if I were in your shoes. You need to pass these tests. You need to decompress and find a way to do this without relying on something you can smoke, inject or swallow. To solve the problem of anything showing up in a test is to avoid taking anything.

J_9, what can I say? I will see you in my little room at the mental hospital. Please be nice to me.

I will find out about the probation officers true colors in a few months, when I ask him for an early release! That won't be for a few months anyway, I have some fines to pay first. So, I have a good feeling about this and I owe very much thanks to all of you that participated in my questions.
(the "nice PO has a very "state coppish" hair cut!)... scares me!

wynelle
Apr 18, 2007, 05:45 PM
Has anyone out there had success with them?

Well, if my son is any example--no, they don't work.

And as a Naval Officer who sat on quite a few Courts Martial Boards for young men and women who tried them in an attempt to hide marijuana useage---no, they don't work.

Per my son-in-law who is a probation officer---no, they don't work.


Best alternative- lots and lots of exercise. Exercise releases endorphins, endorphins give you a natural high, decreases stress. Camomile tea, peppermint tea also help. Chocolate helps.

Illegal drug use is, well, illegal. I'm not going to argue from any hippie, republican, democratic, libertarian, poor-picked-on-me viewpoint. The fact is, marijuana is considered illegal unless you are lucky enough to live in a state that allows medical usage, but then you have to have an illness in which it is an authorized use for.

The authorities will be only too happen to throw your butt in jail for probation violation. And they only let you off probation early if you have paid all your fees, fines, completed your community service, done your impact board statements, and your probation officer recommends it to the judge.

Michellerenee
Apr 22, 2007, 06:22 AM
As a police officer who has helped and worked with city probation, I havve meet alot of people who "trusted" them for passing the test, and basicly they had the pleasure of failing them all. If it is in your system, it will show up, it is plain chemistry. Honestly the only way to pass them is just not to do the drugs.



Hello again, I have a question, are t.h.c. urine tests measured the in the same way that blood alcohol tests are. For instance, are they measured in levels, to show a definite increase or decrease? Because: I have basically quit, went from 4 to 5 times daily to just a few one hitters during the month. For me, this is almost like quitting, but if the P.O. can't tell how much the level has dropped, he might not think I am for real. Thank you, I'm very curious, Michelle

J_9
Apr 22, 2007, 06:24 AM
To be honest Michelle I don't exactly know how they work. I just know that if you smoke it, it is detected. They really don't care about the level, they just care if it is in your system or not.

All they are looking for is a positive or a negative. Plain and simple.

RubyPitbull
Apr 22, 2007, 06:36 AM
Yes, Michelle, J_9 is correct. They don't care about levels. Even if it shows trace amounts, that is considered failing. Nothing is taken into consideration here. Clean means clean. Completely clean. That is all they care about. I know this entire process is hard for you, but they do not give out pats on the back for "almost quitting". This isn't kindergarten in which you get a gold star for trying. These guys are deadly serious about what they do for a living.

Honey, you are too old to be playing these kinds of games with yourself. A couple of us have given you some good ideas on how to deal with the stress in your life. It is time for you to stop looking for the loopholes and do something constructive for yourself. You need to take control of your situation and get yourself past having to deal with a P.O. The only way to do that is to NOT ingest ANY kind of drug. Period.

excon
Apr 22, 2007, 06:38 AM
Hello again, Michelle:

I know how it works, and why. THC lodges in the fat tissue and is chelated (removed) very slowly. The drug test detects its presence or not. It doesn't measure it. Consequently, if you've smoked AT ALL, the THC will be detected. In my view, TIME (and the other method I told you about) are the only things that work.

excon

PS> You mentioned strapping a bag on your leg with clean urine. That might work for a chick, but the PO's I've tested with, always watched it emerge directly from its source.

J_9
Apr 22, 2007, 06:43 AM
You mentioned strapping a bag on your leg with clean urine. That might work for a chick, but the PO's I've tested with, always watched it emerge directly from its source.

If this is the case, you have a much bigger problem than I thought you did.

Any drug test I have ever taken, even for nursing school, I was watched. They just don't play these games anymore. They know ALL the tricks in the book.

And excon is right, I knew how THAT worked, I just did not know how the test itself works.

Any drug that causes mental inebriation (pot, alcohol, cocaine, etc... ) are highly lipid soluble so that they cross the blood-brain barrier.

Michellerenee
Apr 22, 2007, 06:43 AM
To be honest Michelle I don't exactly know how they work. I just know that if you smoke it, it is detected. They really don't care about the level, they just care if it is in your system or not.

All they are looking for is a positive or a negative. Plain and simple.

First, thanks for the answer, by the comment from my first test, which was my actual use, the officer looked at the results and gasped "do you do it everyday" he said with a scowl. This led me to believe that levels are detected. They must be a more expensive test, only done once at the beginning.

Michellerenee
Apr 22, 2007, 08:33 AM
If this is the case, you have a much bigger problem than I thought you did.

Any drug test I have ever taken, even for nursing school, I was watched. They just don't play these games anymore. They know ALL the tricks in the book.

And excon is right, I knew how THAT worked, I just did not know how the test itself works.

Any drug that causes mental inebriation (pot, alcohol, cocaine, etc...) are highly lipid soluble so that they cross the blood-brain barrier.

Hi again, if you have time, what is the blood-brain barrier? M.

J_9
Apr 22, 2007, 04:42 PM
The blood-brain barrier is a barrier that only certain drugs can cross, such as psychotropic drugs, depressant medications, alcohol, marijuana, basically anything that makes you feel good.

J_9
Apr 22, 2007, 05:03 PM
Oh, yeah, I didn't mention that it is able to reach your brain through your blood. So, yes, pot along with some other meds do in fact mess with the chemistry of your brain.

Michellerenee
Apr 24, 2007, 12:32 PM
Oh, yeah, I didn't mention that it is able to reach your brain through your blood. So, yes, pot along with some other meds do in fact mess with the chemistry of your brain.
I read that pot only clouds your neurotransmitters temporarily, as opposed to alcohol killing them. Is that true, to your knowledge? M.

J_9
Apr 24, 2007, 12:37 PM
Pot is a drug, like any drug. It does bodily damage, period. It can be hepatotoxic, nephrotoxic, etc.

Any drug used over any period does permanent and irreversible damage to the body and its systems.

wynelle
Apr 24, 2007, 04:00 PM
And for men who use pot-- there have been studies to indicate that sperm mobility and motility and shape are significantly decreased, potentially causing infertility.

evolval138
Jun 27, 2009, 10:42 AM
Oh my gosh... m medical marijuannaha huge benefits for people.. the police and the people who oppose it are all about booze cause is legal, but alcohol withdraws are the only withdraws you can die from, not to metion it is straight poision to your body and can resut in a sevr addiction. If smoking it bthers you,vaporize it and you won be smoking 75 ciggerettes, which by the way is ant pt propaganda. You want to smoke herb on probation? Go ger your medical card, and request a hearng with a judge on the matter. Then the police , your probaion officr, can do nothing.

stevemkieninger
Dec 29, 2010, 11:09 AM
One joint is the same as smoking 20 cigarettes. And just as addictive.

So, if you smoke 2 joints a day plus your 15 cigarettes, you have just smoked 75 cigarettes.

Also, do you know about the physical sexual side-effects of marijuana? If you did, you would stay as far away from it as possible.


So, if you want to stay out of jail and rehab, stay off the illegal substances.

Smoking one joint is like smoking an entire pack of stoges.. If you have a link to this study you're talking about, please post, or if it's from a book, let's hear the title.

Maybe since marijuana burns hotter, it might be more harmful to your mouth, but in no way does marijuana do more harm to your body than cigarettes. That is simply false.

http://loopylettuce.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/marijuana-myth-–-one-joint-equals-x-amount-of-cigarettes/
Check this out for some real facts.

anonimity
Feb 13, 2012, 12:41 PM
I started smoking pot in 8th grade. I smoked a LOT of marijuana through middle school and all of high school. I was stoned more often than not. The entire time that I was smoking marijuana (all day every single day, usually), I was running varsity cross country and track for the schools I attended. I would go to practice high on marijuana. I was never a superstar but I was running a 17min 5k my senior year in high school, which is decent. This would NOT be the case if I had been smoking cigarettes every single day for 6 years. Marijuana is not good for your respiratory system but it does very little damage. After high school, I decided to quit. I went from smoking literally all day every day, to not smoking at all overnight without a single symptom of withdrawal.