So I dyed my hair brown (semi-permanent hair dye) almost a year ago and then I stripped the dye from my hair and got a lighter brown color which I actually liked a lot but I faded to more of my natural dirty blonde. Then a few weeks ago I went lighter blonde which came out a tacky orange. To cover up this the next week I dyed it brown and it came out kind of green. I just want to go back to normal without destroying my hair and I can't afford hair salons. HELP

We don't know what kind of dyes you used, and cheap ones have underlying colors in them that are full of surprises (yellow and blue = green). Pay for the salon, or cut your hair short and let it grow out. Think of your natural color as dark blonde instead of dirty blonde. Or something. This is not good for your hair anyway.