I need help answering a riddle
If you order me to charge, I'll fall back
If you order me to speak, I'll stay silent
When you order me to retreat, I'll fall back
What am I

Whoops made a small mistake
When you order me to retreat, I'll assault

A monkey named Blart. Duh

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