I need to write a few songs by the end of the week but it's Sunday. So I need help writeing on. So I was wondering if someone could write me a 3-4 min, song by Monday please

Sure, what time on Monday? Do you need melody and lyrics or just lyrics?

I write songs with my colleague, "Odinn," so I'll ask him to join us.

Oh sure... I need the money so I'll get to it now. Were you going to pay by credit card or check? I need a cashiers check as I don't accept personal checks for this.

Judy, I'll do the lyrics and you do the melody.

Okay, I will accept a check.

I accept paypal. Just saying.

C – G – Am – F

C – G – Am – F

And that means what?

The I, V, vi, and IV diatonic chords in the key of C.

I guess you two are going to need me on this one. My middle name is "diatonic."

Do you want this on which instrument? Is piano okay?

My kindergarteners are getting pretty good at instrumentals... just saying!

I'll write one on the ironic scale.

I play accordion. If any of you tell anyone though, I'll deny it.

I was thinking about da da da daaaa. Da da da daaaa.

I don't have the chords down yet.

I was thinking about da da da daaaa. Da da da daaaa.

I don't have the chords down yet.

I like it.

I think we should add an umpa, and diddle dee in there somewhere, just for some spice. :)

I had all the lyrics written down but then my dog ate them. I have to start over... :(

I started to rough draft lyrics in the event your dog ate your homework again. I don't want to reveal the subject matter of my song but I can't think of anything that rhymes with Penitentiary.

Once you guys get the lyrics down, my Kinders will create the music. They love to sing. Maybe we'll call it, " Get Your Own Homework Done on Time!"

I started to rough draft lyrics in the event your dog ate your homework again. I don't want to reveal the subject matter of my song but I can't think of anything that rhymes with Penitentiary.

Damnit, now I can't stop thinking about a word that rhymes with penitentiary!

Elementary?

Century?

He's in the penitentiary, he's sentenced for a century, la la la la la dee dee, la dee dee, la dee dee.

Hey, that's the best I can do without my accordion!

Once you guys get the lyrics down, my Kinders will create the music. They love to sing. Maybe we'll call it, " Get Your Own Homework Done on Time!"

Love the title. Very fitting. :)

My husband wants to contribute. He's asking if one of the songs could be a country song. He only has one verse to add, but he's hoping we'll us it. His verse is:

"I done vomited on the carpet of love".

It helps if you sing it with a twang.

Oh... mine was about Snickers bars. Wrong subject matter I suppose.

I will try again.

My husband wants to contribute. He's asking if one of the songs could be a country song. He only has one verse to add, but he's hoping we'll us it. His verse is:

"I done vomited on the carpet of love".

It helps if you sing it with a twang.

My little Carlos can sing that well! He's done it before in the classroom and he has a twang due to a speech issue!

Where did the OP go?

Where did the OP go?

Hopefully the OP went to do her own homework. :)

Now, why would she run from such great helpers?

Now, why would she run from such great helpers?

Because we asked her to pay us to do the work she was supposed to do, but was too lazy to do. Heck, I think that was pretty fair of us. After all, if writing songs was easy, and quick, everyone would do it, including the OP.