View Full Version : If you get this joke, you're a GEEK!
RickJ
Mar 14, 2007, 02:51 PM
If you get this joke, you are a Geek and you should be darn proud of it!
Check out this doormat:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/noplacelike_mat.jpg
(If you don't get it, Google it :) )
Curlyben
Mar 14, 2007, 02:53 PM
That's almost as bad as this one.
There are 10 types of people in the world, the ones that understand Binary and the ones that don't ;)
RickJ
Mar 14, 2007, 02:55 PM
Hehe, I knew AMHD's king geek would hop on this one :p
curlybenswife
Mar 14, 2007, 02:58 PM
Trust ben to be the first to answer... need I say more ;)
shygrneyzs
Mar 14, 2007, 03:02 PM
My youngest brother actually has that framed and hanging on the door to his home office. Lol.
RickJ
Mar 14, 2007, 03:20 PM
I'd not seen it before. I guess my boasts of being a geek are me just dreaming :p
ghost56
Mar 18, 2007, 04:53 AM
I had to Google it:o
NeedKarma
Mar 18, 2007, 04:56 AM
Loopback?
:)
Capuchin
Mar 18, 2007, 05:03 AM
Heisenberg was speeding down the street in his car when a cop pulls him over.
The cop walks over to him and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg responds "No, but I know exactly where I am"
If you get that then you know too much.
Capuchin
Mar 18, 2007, 05:08 AM
cos(x), sin(x) and e^x go to a party. sin(x) and cos(x) are partying away but e^x is miserable and doesn't seem to be having a lot of fun. sin(x) and cos(x) go up to e^x and say "what's wrong, why don't you integrate?"
e^x replies "That won't make any difference will it?"
hahahhahahaha brilliant.
tinsign
Mar 18, 2007, 06:02 AM
Dang I was hoping to take the lazy way out instead of googling it :D
kew
Mar 21, 2007, 07:29 AM
Thank Heavens for Google LOL
worthbeads
Apr 7, 2007, 10:35 AM
How about this one:
10 Home
20 Sweet
30 Go to 10
Or this one, as seen in Futurama, with the Robot religion:
10 Sin
20 Go to Hell
iscorpio
Apr 7, 2007, 06:29 PM
If you get this joke, you are a Geek and you should be darn proud of it!
Check out this doormat:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/noplacelike_mat.jpg
(If you don't get it, google it :) )
Omg, you mean I am a geek lol take care, love and peace anne x
Matt3046
Apr 7, 2007, 07:10 PM
What? I am a geek just not a smart one.
pyroman1435
Oct 27, 2007, 12:26 AM
cos(x), sin(x) and e^x go to a party. sin(x) and cos(x) are partying away but e^x is miserable and doesn't seem to be having a lot of fun. sin(x) and cos(x) go up to e^x and say "what's wrong, why don't you integrate?"
e^x replies "That won't make any difference will it?"
hahahhahahaha brilliant.
wow...
CaptainRich
Oct 27, 2007, 05:38 AM
That's funny!
I'm geek enough!
friend4u178
Oct 31, 2007, 07:06 PM
Bugger , I'm officially a geek :-)
michealb
Nov 8, 2007, 08:10 PM
How are Oct 31 and Dec 25 the same?
CaptainRich
Nov 8, 2007, 08:11 PM
How are Oct 31 and Dec 25 the same?
Go ahead..?
friend4u178
Nov 8, 2007, 08:13 PM
How are Oct 31 and Dec 25 the same?
??
michealb
Nov 8, 2007, 10:18 PM
Octal 31 = Decimal 25
CaptainRich
Nov 8, 2007, 10:21 PM
Octal 31 = Decimal 25
Clear as the Mighty Mississippi, now! :rolleyes:
michealb
Nov 8, 2007, 10:27 PM
Octal is base 8 math so 31 is 8+8+8+1 and of course decimal is base 10 math so 10+10+5 so they are the same because they are equal.
friend4u178
Nov 8, 2007, 10:32 PM
Octal is base 8 math so 31 is 8+8+8+1 and of course decimal is base 10 math so 10+10+5 so they are the same because they are equal.
That's out there Jerry :-) :)