What runs but cannot walk, what has a head but never thinks, what has a bed but doesn't ever sleep

A river.

A river.

Yes I knew it wasn't that good of a riddle

Ask me a riddle.

Don't really have any that come to mind at the moment.

What's black and white and red all over?

Don't really have any that come to mind at the moment.

Well I have one for you What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

A newspaper
Nope. Guess again.

Why did the dinosaur wear a red t-shirt?

What's black and white and red all over?

Red, not read, so not newspaper

Answer: an embarrassed zebra.

What's black and white and red all over?

Red, not read, so not newspaper

Answer: an embarrassed zebra.

Or a penguin in a blender.

Or a penguin in a blender.
I may not eat supper.

LOL... I used to have a sick book of jokes... for kids! Don't know what happened to it but there was some gross stuff in it.

"Mommy! Mommy! What's a vampire?"
"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!"

Just another fine example...

I can do that too --

"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"
"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."

Nice!