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Pattuplay
Aug 24, 2012, 12:01 PM
Tip on how to make a lady hot before having sex. How to go about it.

ScottGem
Aug 24, 2012, 12:04 PM
Wrap her in electric blankets with the heat turned way up.

Enigma1999
Aug 24, 2012, 01:20 PM
Wrap her in electric blankets with the heat turned way up.

Great start! That would get me hot...

OP, you have to realize that women are wired differently than men. For women, it is more of a mental thing. For example, doing the dishes for her, or cooking a beautiful dinner for her is a good start. One thing that I love is when I am chopping onions for dinner, and my lover comes up from behind me, puts his arms around me and kisses my neck. That worked for me.

I also recall a time of when I was painting the kitchen, and I was feeling burned out, so I told my lover that if he finishes painting the kitchen, I would let him put it in my...

JudyKayTee
Aug 24, 2012, 03:20 PM
Tip on how to make a lady hot before having sex. How to go about it.


Let's see - using the word "hot," using the word "lady," asking for tips.

Should we ask the age?

I'm guessing 14.

smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 04:58 PM
Probably a virgin too...

Alty
Aug 24, 2012, 05:38 PM
All women are different. For instance, if I were cutting onions and my lover kissed me on the neck, I'd likely stab him with the knife I was using to cut the onions. Accidentally, but still, not something I would enjoy. ;)

Are you asking in general, or do you have a specific girl in mind? If you have a girlfriend, ask her what turns her on. If you can't do that, you're not ready for sex.

braindamage
Aug 24, 2012, 05:50 PM
Honestly, there's nothing like a girl who likes it when a man gently rubs her... kinda like teasing her.

smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 05:52 PM
honestly, theres nothing like a girl who likes it when a man gently rubs her ...kinda like teasing her.

Seriously? I'm 51, I've dated dozens of women from maybe 10 different countries. Lived for extended periods on two continents and not seen ONE that has worked on.

I bet my wife laughs hysterically when I ask her if she gets hot if I gently rub her.

Enigma1999
Aug 24, 2012, 06:26 PM
All women are different. For instance, if I were cutting onions and my lover kissed me on the neck, I'd likely stab him with the knife I was using to cut the onions. Accidentally, but still, not something I would enjoy. ;)

H I L A R I O U S!

I cound NOT stop laughing when I read this. Here I am, trying to be seductive, and you might end up killing your lover. Too funny!

Enigma1999
Aug 24, 2012, 06:28 PM
honestly, theres nothing like a girl who likes it when a man gently rubs her ...kinda like teasing her.

Now is that before or after he paints my house?

... just curious...

Enigma1999
Aug 24, 2012, 06:29 PM
Seriously? I'm 51, I've dated dozens of women from maybe 10 different countries. lived for extended periods on two continents and not seen ONE that has worked on.

I bet my wife laughs hysterically when I ask her if she gets hot if I gently rub her.

Please be sure to tell us what her response is... ;)

smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 06:53 PM
I asked my wife... she spent the last 5 minutes laughing...

Alty
Aug 24, 2012, 07:16 PM
honestly, theres nothing like a girl who likes it when a man gently rubs her ...kinda like teasing her.

Now I'm supposed to enjoy rubbing and teasing? I still have that knife from cutting up the onions, I'd tread carefully if I were you.

JudyKayTee
Aug 25, 2012, 05:17 AM
honestly, theres nothing like a girl who likes it when a man gently rubs her ...kinda like teasing her.


This is a classic! With apologies to men everywhere, this has GOT to be the idea of a man!

smoothy
Aug 25, 2012, 05:53 AM
This is a classic! With apologies to men everywhere, this has GOT to be the idea of a man!

A very young, VERY inexperienced man... or a boy.

JudyKayTee
Aug 25, 2012, 05:59 AM
A very young, VERY inexperienced man.....or a boy.


I checked - female. Booty call on another thread.

I think every woman at some time when she's upset has screamed at her "partner," "Get your hands off me!" Something to be said about trying to do anything with someone pawing you.

excon
Aug 25, 2012, 06:10 AM
Hello:

Onions?? Knives? Gentle rubbing?? No wonder I can't get laid.

excon

Magpie95
Aug 25, 2012, 07:49 AM
Seriously? I'm 51, I've dated dozens of women from maybe 10 different countries. lived for extended periods on two continents and not seen ONE that has worked on.

I bet my wife laughs hysterically when I ask her if she gets hot if I gently rub her.

This works on me. :)
Every woman is different. For example, I am 35 and much like a tuning fork. My boyfriend is a pilot. So, I like to use air traffic controller gestures to wave him in the right direction. Other women, like more cerebral build ups. I agree, you need to just ask her... and hopefully, she is old enough to know the answer and articulate it.

smoothy
Aug 25, 2012, 08:15 AM
This works on me. :)
Every woman is different. For example, I am 35 and much like a tuning fork. My boyfriend is a pilot. So, I like to use air traffic controller gestures to wave him in the right direction. Other women, like more cerebral build ups. I agree, you need to just ask her...and hopefully, she is old enough to know the answer and articulate it.

Yes... no one size fits all answers when it comes to women... we guys on the other hand are so easy to please its almost pathetic.

JudyKayTee
Aug 25, 2012, 08:18 AM
Yes....no one size fits all answers when it comes to women....we guys on the other hand are so easy to please its almost pathetic.


Oh, no, that isn't... oh, wait. Never mind.

Magpie95
Aug 25, 2012, 08:30 AM
Yes....no one size fits all answers when it comes to women....we guys on the other hand are so easy to please its almost pathetic.

I find it refreshingly dependable. Simple, straight forward equipment. Not at all complicated, like a remote. Perfect! Men are created absolutely perfect. More things in life should work so easily.

smoothy
Aug 25, 2012, 09:13 AM
Well, like a car... when it gets old.. many do become less dependable.

Magpie95
Aug 25, 2012, 09:21 AM
Well, like a car....when it gets old.. many do become less dependable.
All the more reason to appreciate and get as much use out of that car when you can.

Alty
Aug 25, 2012, 03:02 PM
When my car isn't running I smack it with a hammer. Does that work on men? I should try that. ;)

JudyKayTee
Aug 25, 2012, 03:26 PM
All the more reason to appreciate and get as much use out of that car when you can.


- not so much when you're the one who has to pay for repairs and worry about trading in for a newer model.

Alty
Aug 25, 2012, 03:28 PM
- not so much when you're the one who has to pay for repairs and worry about trading in for a newer model.

Now I'm worried, are we talking about cars or men? ;)

JudyKayTee
Aug 25, 2012, 03:33 PM
Now I'm worried, are we talking about cars or men? ;)


Both - my man and my car both have dual carbs.

smoothy
Aug 25, 2012, 07:34 PM
When my car isn't running I smack it with a hammer. Does that work on men? I should try that. ;)

OW... that hurt like heck just thinking about it.