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excon
Aug 24, 2012, 08:02 AM
Hello:
I couldn't tell if it was all the way in, because the cramps in my legs were killing me. The pills were taking a little longer to work too, and I should have waited... But, what do you do while your waiting??
I'm going to give it up..
excon
den99
Aug 24, 2012, 08:21 AM
Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.
excon
Aug 24, 2012, 08:23 AM
Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.Hello d:
Sorry.. I'm hetero...
excon
smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 08:24 AM
Kindly consult some good homeopath in your area.
I don't think he needs a gay lunatic...
J_9
Aug 24, 2012, 08:25 AM
Not a homOpath... a homEopath you silly geese!
excon
Aug 24, 2012, 08:40 AM
a homEopath you silly geese!Hello J:
I knew that.. But, I don't need my mind read either. I don't know WHAT I need.. Well, maybe a young chick... Would my Medicare cover one?
excon
smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 08:42 AM
Hello J:
I knew that.. But, I don't need my mind read either. I dunno WHAT I need.. Well, maybe a young chick... Would my Medicare cover one?
excon
If they do... get one for me too. Better not... I can't sleep with one eye open.
Wondergirl
Aug 24, 2012, 08:47 AM
There are other ways besides the missionary position. Check out The Joy of Sex at 613.96 COM at your local public library. (You DO have a valid library card, don't you?)
excon
Aug 24, 2012, 09:01 AM
(You DO have a valid library card, don't you?)Hello Librarian Carol:
Of COURSE, I have my card.. Does it come with a young chick?
excon
Wondergirl
Aug 24, 2012, 09:11 AM
Dear excon:
The library is full of young chicks--staff and patrons, and all races, creeds, and colors are represented. The days of the prim, fussy librarian with her finger to her lips are over.
Librarian Carol
excon
Aug 24, 2012, 10:00 AM
Hello Librarian Procurer:
So, I could go down there, open up a copy of the Joy of Sex, and just sit there??
Cool.
excon
smoothy
Aug 24, 2012, 10:03 AM
Hello Librarian Procurer:
So, I could go down there, open up a copy of the Joy of Sex, and just sit there???
Cool.
excon
Stuff a salami down your pants and wear all your bling... a big wad of greenbacks in a money clip on the table will help as a chick attractant too.
Wondergirl
Aug 24, 2012, 10:03 AM
Dear excon:
As long as you remain clothed, you may sit there and read that book (and others) until closing.
If the staff is not friendly, please let me know.
Carol, librarian extraordinaire
SonofExcon
Sep 9, 2012, 07:33 AM
Have all the sex you can get... it will work its self out
excon
Sep 9, 2012, 07:40 AM
Hello Son:
You sure are a cute little bugger..
excon
JudyKayTee
Sep 13, 2012, 04:25 PM
Hello:
I couldn't tell if it was all the way in, because the cramps in my legs were killing me. The pills were taking a little longer to work too, and I should have waited... But, what do you do while your waiting???
I'm gonna give it up..
excon
If you have a problem entering, make certain she's taken her pantyhose off.
What do while I'm waiting? I usually go outside and wax my car.
Fr_Chuck
Sep 13, 2012, 05:22 PM
With all these people on here that don't know how they get pregnant or how to have sex, perhaps he needs to open a sex school
Wondergirl
Sep 13, 2012, 05:29 PM
Maybe that could be a member function for earning money. We could charge for sex-ed classes. Ads under our avatars?