What can I take to get pregnant?

You have to have sex to get pregnant.

Sex has proven to be quite affective when it comes to pregnancy.

Sex has proven to be quite affective when it comes to pregnancy.


Well, I suppose you could take a turkey baster in one hand -

Well, I suppose you could take a turkey baster in one hand -

Your timing is perfect. I'm roasting a chicken for dinner tonight, I just basted it!

I don't know if I'll be able to eat it after this. ;)

Your timing is perfect. I'm roasting a chicken for dinner tonight, I just basted it!

I don't know if I'll be able to eat it after this. ;)


Let me know what your family says when you sit there with a smirk on your face -

Let me know what your family says when you sit there with a smirk on your face -

I'll most likely end up spewing water out of my nose at one point during the meal. ;)