I have a huge desire for a sweet kind man, who is gentle and boyish and fun. Now I ain't going to find a lovely guy like that at the disco, and I don't go to pubs, and there's rarely anyone any good on RSVP, so where will I hang to meet this lovely guy?

If you have an idea, please send me your ideas and I will try them out provided they are legal or not too racy.

Well maybe people can help you with some ideas. Maybe first what's your age?