View Full Version : GooBoo the tree frog fairy Deity. Come one come all. Worship GooBoo!
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 01:37 PM
Okay, I really should stay off the Christianity forum. It was a slow night, and I really did try to help. I think I was doing pretty well. Sadly I also invented a new Deity, GooBoo the tree frog fairy.
Things were going pretty well for GooBoo and me, then WG and Tickle ate him. :(
RIP GooBoo.
But he is a God, so we can resurrect him. In fact, I'm working on it right now. I've lit a candle, danced around a tree singing "GooBoo bruhaha"! He should be alive and well within the next 3 days.
So who's with me? Would anyone like to join my new religion?
All hail GooBoo!
mogrann
Jul 30, 2012, 01:52 PM
I will but I ain't dancing naked in front of strangers. Can Owen come too?
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 01:59 PM
I will but I ain't dancing naked in front of strangers. Can Owen come too?
Interesting. I didn't say anything about being naked. :)
Of course you can bring Owen. But he's not allowed to re-eat GooBoo! There will be no more frog legs for dinner!
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 02:26 PM
I'm thinking Owen has a place in this somewhere. The Greeks had many gods, so this could be pananimaltheism, a religion in which there are a huge variety of animals with their unique characteristics. Of course, GooBoo can be the head of them all. :)
I don't want to dance naked either.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 02:43 PM
I think we can safely say that none of us are willing to dance naked. Let's put that idea on the back burner. Some of the men that join may not agree, but we're women, and GooBoo is behind us. We'll talk them out of naked dancing.
GooBoo is against naked dancing. You would be too if you had frog legs. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 02:44 PM
Are we going to be vegetarians, or worse, vegans?
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 02:47 PM
Are we going to be vegetarians, or worse, vegans?
Heck no! I love meat, and I'm a huge animal lover. But meat is nummy. I could never be a veggie eater, or worse a vegan. Not happening.
GooBoo encourages the eating of meat. He just doesn't agree that frogs are meat. In fact, frogs, and bunnies, are friends, not food. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 02:50 PM
Let's create some guidelines for this religion. Which animals will be in it? What will their role(s) be?
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 02:52 PM
Let's create some guidelines for this religion. Which animals will be in it? What will their role(s) be?
Ouch. I don't know if I like this.
I have to designate which animals are okay to eat, and which ones are untouchable?
Oh crap. I may become a vegetarian after all. I can't choose! I love all animals!
This may not end well.
Cows? Can we eat cows? Don't look at pictures! That will only end badly! Don't look into their eyes!
Sh#t. Okay, we're going to have to be vegetarians. I can't kill anything. :(
Curlyben
Jul 30, 2012, 02:54 PM
Bow Down In The Presence Of His Likeness
http://images.clipartof.com/small/53840-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Cute-3d-Green-Tree-Frog-Prince-Waving-Pose-2.jpg
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 02:56 PM
Then this religion already exists: Jainism. We're thousands of years too late.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:09 PM
Bow Down In The Presence Of His Likeness
http://images.clipartof.com/small/53840-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Cute-3d-Green-Tree-Frog-Prince-Waving-Pose-2.jpg
I love it!
That's exactly how I pictured him!
That is GooBoo! :)
Thanks Ben.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:09 PM
Then this religion already exists: Jainism. We're thousands of years too late.
WG, it's never too late. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 03:10 PM
His legs are too skinny to eat.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:11 PM
His legs are too skinny to eat.
Exactly! We did that on purpose! Now people won't be tempted to eat the newest God.
All hail GooBoo!
I'm going to start writing the GooBoo bible. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ;)
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:16 PM
LMAO! Jared just read this thread.
He is now sitting beside me chanting "GooBoo Bruhaha!" over and over again. :)
GooBoo is going to be a huge hit. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 03:26 PM
May I write a few hymns? I'm a preacher's kid and used to play "church" with my dollies and stuff animals (and attended church even if I was nearly dead with illness).
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:32 PM
Of course you can write hymns. In fact, add whatever you want to this religion.
That's what I love about GooBoo. If you have anything to add, He wants to hear it. He's open to anything. Okay, anything but eating frogs or bunnies. After all, I do control him, for now. ;)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 03:35 PM
What are YOU going to go to further this? I don't want to do all the work. *whine*
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:38 PM
What are YOU going to go to further this? I don't want to do all the work. *whine*
I'm writing a GooBoo bible. Wait for it. It's in the works. The Earth wasn't created in a day, and this bible won't be either. Give me at least 2 days. :)
Here's some cheese to go with your "whine". :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 03:45 PM
Ben gives me cheese all the time! :)
Maybe I can quote from your bible for a blog essay... :D
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 03:56 PM
Wait... you get cheese from Ben!
Ben, where's my toaster! GooBoo demands sacrifice! You must sacrifice a toaster to appease the Alty God!
Odinn and I are collaborating on a blog. We're working out how to go about that. Not easy via PM. We've chosen a topic. Chat speak, and our hatred for it. Hopefully you'll be getting it soon. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 03:59 PM
I LOVE odinn!! He will keep after you. He's my tarantula guy who answers my spider questions. Hmmmm, a GooBoo convert possibility?
LadySam
Jul 30, 2012, 04:04 PM
So I assume upon his resurrection in three days there will be a ceremony throughout the kingdom complete with offerings and sacrifices while GooBoo sits atop his sacred mushroom or lily pad?
If there have to be sacrifices do you think he will accept something inanimate like broccoli?
A blog on chat speak, huh? It won't be in chat speak will it because I really want to read it.
Chat speak hurts my head.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 04:17 PM
So I assume upon his resurrection in three days there will be a ceremony throughout the kingdom complete with offerings and sacrifices while GooBoo sits atop his sacred mushroom or lily pad?
If there have to be be sacrifices do you think he will accept something inanimate like broccoli?
A blog on chat speak, huh? It won't be in chat speak will it because I really want to read it.
Chat speak hurts my head.
I can promise you that my part of the blog will not be in chat speak. I tried, and failed. I simply can't do it. Chat speak makes my brain hurt. Well darn, now I'm just posting quotes from the blog! ;)
I like the sacred mushroom idea. Let's go with that. I can totally see GooBoo sitting atop his sacred mushroom.
I'm also completely willing to sacrifice broccoli. No one like s broccoli! :)
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 04:20 PM
I LOVE odinn!!! He will keep after you. He's my tarantula guy who answers my spider questions. Hmmmm, a GooBoo convert possibility?
Everyone will convert to GooBooism. It's the new trend.
Wait for it, GooBoo will have millions of followers. I may even be able to get Exy on board. :)
Odinn is the bomb. He makes me giggle. He may even be quicker with the come backs than I am. A force to be reckoned with for sure. A formidable foe. ;)
mogrann
Jul 30, 2012, 08:03 PM
Some of the hymns need to be to Crazy Frog songs :P
Fr_Chuck
Jul 30, 2012, 09:03 PM
May be some copyright issues.
Hindu has a god that can be a frog.
Name sort of similar to Buddha
But since neither can doom you to hell you are OK, ( since they don't have a hell)
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 09:16 PM
May be some copyright issues.
Hindu has a god that can be a frog.
name sorta similar to Buddha
But since neither can doom you to hell you are ok, ( since they don't have a hell)
Yay. GooBoo is a go. :)
Besides, he's not ordinary frog. He's a tree frog fairy. :)
Fr_Chuck
Jul 30, 2012, 09:18 PM
There are now sightings of them all over the world
Fairy Treefrog (Charadrahyla chaneque) (http://www.naherp.com/taxon.php?taxon=516)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:23 PM
There is no hell? What about a swamp instead that sucks you down?
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 09:23 PM
GooBoo gets around. :)
Now if I can somehow incorporate GooBoo and beer, we'll have the most happening religion around.
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 09:23 PM
I like the idea of no hell. Let's face it, if there is a hell, I'm pretty much screwed. :(
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:24 PM
I want to join!
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:26 PM
Can we work nursing into this religion somehow?
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:30 PM
I could be the healer?
Alty
Jul 30, 2012, 09:31 PM
I wanna join!
You're in! All you have to do is drink 2 beers, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Wait... wrong religion.
Drink 2 beers, dance around a tree (you don't have to do it naked), and chant "GooBoo, GooBoo, GooBoo". It's actually really fun to say, but I warn you, your neighbors will think you're a bit off. Especially if you decide to go with the naked option. :)
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:31 PM
Hmmm, would that be one of the priestesses? Or a shaman-ess?
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:33 PM
I can make the blind to walk and the paralyzed to see. Really I can!!
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:35 PM
You're in! All you have to do is drink 2 beers, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Wait....wrong religion.
Drink 2 beers, dance around a tree (you don't have to do it naked), and chant "GooBoo, GooBoo, GooBoo". It's actually really fun to say, but I warn you, your neighbors will think you're a bit off. Especially if you decide to go with the naked option. :) I actually did that last night.
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:37 PM
That's more than a priestess or shaman. Do you want a special outfit? How will others know you are a Healer? (Let's go with Healer with a capital H.)
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:39 PM
YES! A big red H on my chest!
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:40 PM
Would that be like the scarlet letter, though? How about blue or green (calming)?
J_9
Jul 30, 2012, 09:45 PM
Green in honor of the Great and Wonderful GooBoo!
Wondergirl
Jul 30, 2012, 09:46 PM
White uniform and cap? Stethoscope around your neck?
mogrann
Jul 31, 2012, 07:00 AM
We have to dress up? I was thinking jeans and tee shirts were allowed :(
J_9
Jul 31, 2012, 07:01 AM
We have to dress up? I was thinking jeans and tee shirts were allowed :(
Oh, no, that's just my uniform.
Wondergirl
Jul 31, 2012, 07:18 AM
What roles can we give Owen and mogrann and Alty and me -- like J_9 the Healer? Could I be the Baker? Owen could be the Greeter. Mogrann could be the Counselor. Alty. What could Alty be?
mogrann
Jul 31, 2012, 07:24 AM
The bunny whisperer
Fr_Chuck
Jul 31, 2012, 07:47 AM
I found some costumes for you
Sexy Fairy tales|Verybadfrog.com (http://verybadfrog.com/154/art/sexy-fairy-tales)
These all were given to me by a friend, yes that is it a friend, I would never look at those myself.
mogrann
Jul 31, 2012, 07:48 AM
If I have to wear a costume I want to be a sexy Night Elf hunter :P
tickle
Jul 31, 2012, 10:33 AM
You know my feelings on GooBoo; just keep the legs coming ! I will do my best to remain calm during frog fertility rights.
Fr_Chuck
Jul 31, 2012, 11:05 AM
Of course you did not properly define your doctrine or have a scripture to tell us exactly what to believe.
So perhaps I have misunderstood some of the terms of the tree frog fairy
Fairy | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sophietenner/5517641885/)
Wondergirl
Jul 31, 2012, 11:11 AM
Of course you did not properly define your doctrine or have a scripture to tell us exactly what to believe.
So perhaps I have misunderstood some of the terms of the tree frog fairy
Fairy | Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sophietenner/5517641885/)
There's no frog in that photo, only a fairy. I think you are watching too many dance classes at your studio. Or LadyToni isn't you get out enough.
Alty is writing the bible. This religion just started yesterday, Chuck! Religions don't come about overnight you know!
Alty
Jul 31, 2012, 12:19 PM
I'm working on the bible, but give me time. The Earth wasn't created in a day, and GooBoo is only one day old. Also, I'm his writer and publisher, so it's going to take more than a week to get this done.
Wait... I don't have to do this on my own, "The Bible" wasn't written by one person. We have a few GooBoo followers now, so start writing people. Instead of Genesis, Job and all those guys, we'll have WG, Tickle, Chuck, J9, Mogrann, Ben, Alty and whoever else decides to join. I missed someone didn't I? Damn. I always do that. For those I missed, I didn't meant to do it. I just don't want to go through 6 pages of posts to see who posted. Forgive me?
GooBoo is a tree frog fairy. He's a frog with fairy wings. I think we should give him purple wings. Sparkly purple wings. :)
As for my role. I am the bunny whisperer, and the keeper of the sacred GooBoo documents.
GooBoo!
JudyKayTee
Aug 1, 2012, 02:17 PM
I'm working on the bible, but give me time. The Earth wasn't created in a day, and GooBoo is only one day old. Also, I'm his writer and publisher, so it's going to take more than a week to get this done.
Wait...I don't have to do this on my own, "The Bible" wasn't written by one person. We have a few GooBoo followers now, so start writing people. Instead of Genesis, Job and all those guys, we'll have WG, Tickle, Chuck, J9, Mogrann, Ben, Alty and whoever else decides to join. I missed someone didn't I? Damn. I always do that. For those I missed, I didn't meant to do it. I just don't want to go through 6 pages of posts to see who posted. Forgive me?
GooBoo is a tree frog fairy. He's a frog with fairy wings. I think we should give him purple wings. Sparkly purple wings. :)
As for my role. I am the bunny whisperer, and the keeper of the sacred GooBoo documents.
GooBoo!
Can I worship in the GooBoo Church and The Church of The Living Spaghetti?
Totally off topic but many, many years ago my younger sister was trying to explain to my mother where she had been sitting in Church. My mother couldn't figure out what she was describing.
Finally my sister blurted out, "I was in front of the Statute of St. Lucy of the Eyeballs." Long pause while my mother gasped. There IS a Saint who had her eyeballs gauged out by someone or other and her name was Lucy and the Church (which was Italian) had a statue of her.
Is there a GooBoo statue? How about Living Spaghetti? I'm into symbols.
mogrann
Aug 1, 2012, 02:19 PM
My chapter/book/verse will be about acceptance and non judgmental thoughts and actions toward others. People have to even treat all animals nicely as well.
Wondergirl
Aug 1, 2012, 02:20 PM
Do we need a legal team? Judy could be on it!
tickle
Aug 1, 2012, 03:45 PM
I can be healthcare for when we cut off frog legs... I am good at wound care; but unfortunately they don't grow back.
Did I ever tell you the story about a frog without legs coming out of the restaurant kitchen on a skate board... no... maybe I should just forget that one...
Alty
Aug 1, 2012, 04:53 PM
I was all about GooBoo, then I heard of a friends issues with her beautiful dog.
I'm going to start a thread. We need to support our Bella.
Her dog Lady is in trouble, all because of a cat that went on to Bella's property. Being a dog, Lady chased said cat, the cat was injured, and now the owner of the cat wants Lady killed.
The whole thing is making me cry.
Let's put GooBoo on the backburner for now. I'll get back to him, I will, I promise. But this issue with Lady is at the upfront right now.
I'll start a thread, and post it when it's done. Please, let's be there to support our Bella.
I'll work on GooBoo and the bible after this. Right now this is my main priority. :)
Alty
Aug 1, 2012, 05:17 PM
Here's the thread for Bella and Lady.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/bella-her-lady-689508.html
Forgive any spelling errors, grammar, etc. I'm upset, mad, and writing isn't a strong suit when I'm either, much less both.
Alty
Mar 6, 2013, 04:24 PM
Boy I dropped the ball on this. Start a new religion, and then disappear.
Are there any GooBoo worshipers left?
Aurora_Bell
Jun 5, 2013, 09:40 AM
I'm in, but only if we ARE nakkie ;)
Alty
Jun 5, 2013, 02:58 PM
I'm in, but only if we ARE nakkie ;)
I'm 42 years old Bella. Gravity is cruel. If you had asked 20 years ago I'd have done the nakkie thing, no questions asked. Now, I'm a bit hesitant. Nobody needs to see that! ;)
Aurora_Bell
Jun 5, 2013, 03:55 PM
So you're saying we need beer?
Alty
Jun 5, 2013, 03:56 PM
So you're saying we need beer?
And lots of it. :)
Aurora_Bell
Jun 7, 2013, 04:42 AM
I had a few glasses of wine this morning, and I am sure as heck feeling it today. I let E crash out with me and she shut off my alarm at 6 this morning, what a rush to get ready and into work in time. I'm thinking that calls for more beers tonight while we wait out hurricane Andrea lol.
Alty
Jun 7, 2013, 07:21 AM
Hurricane Andrea will join you for the beers. :)