How do I ask My Overprotective mom for an instagram account?

Tactfully.
It really depends on your age.

tactfully.
It really depends on your age.

I am 12

Why do you want an Instagram account? How will it improve your life?

Meanwhile, are you a wonderful child, helpful around the house, who does chores without being told, always a smile on your face and a song in your heart?

The age for membership is 13, so you need to wait a while yet.

Why do you want an Instagram account? How will it improve your life?

Meanwhile, are you a wonderful child, helpful around the house, who does chores without being told, always a smile on your face and a song in your heart?

Yes I will take out the trash I make my bed I make my parents bed I walk, feed, and bathe the dog I clean my room wash the dished set the table etc. without being told I am always smiling and if you want me to do a chore you only have to ask me once
It won't improve my life one bit really except my mother lets me have almost NO social life (with friends)

The age for membership is 13, so you need to wait a while yet.

Oh well... I may still try if I can work up the courage... It can't hurt to ask can it

Well, you're not old enough for an account, so continue being a wonderful, responsible son and be patient.

Well, you're not old enough for an account, so continue being a wonderful, responsible son and be patient.

Will do
Ps I am a girl