How do you pass a saliva test

Hock a loogie and let them have it...

I suppose it depends on what's being tested. Assuming its drugs or alcohol the answer I think would be simple: don't do it.

Come to think of it... I didn't even know they could test saliva for that... hmm...

AMHD will not help you circumvent the law. Sorry.

Is this related to you parking on your lawn and driving your car on the grass or are these separate issues?

Gernald, aren't you a biology major in college?

I was when I joined 4 years ago- I'm a medical student now. Should probably update my profile. Lol.

I was when I joined 4 years ago- I'm a medical student now. Should probably update my profile. lol.


I don't know how recent the saliva test is, either.

My profile has my grammar school graduation photo - yes, maybe I should also update.