Hello:

If it says sides on the package, what happens if you eat it as a main course?

excon

Nothing will happen the first ten times. After that, tell us each time before you do it.

Don't EVER eat a dessert as a main course.

Hello Carol:

Thanks, but I already ate it 14 times in a row. I'm feeling a litt... Arrrrrghhh.

excon

See what happens when you don't tell us??

No dessert?

Life's too uncertain, eat dessert FIRST.

So what would happen to me? I don't like desserts! I don't eat sweets! Am I going to get pregnant?

Life's too uncertain, eat dessert FIRST.
I won't tell my mother you said that.

Am I going to get pregnant?
Only if you and he eat from the same spoon or fork.