The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!

In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

I replied...

12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployable lazy bums;

The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

300,000 leftovers from Katrina;

Half of Mexico;

And hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.



Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.

:d

The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!

In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

I replied .......

12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployable lazy bums;

The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

300,000 leftovers from Katrina;

Half of Mexico;

and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.



Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.

It is unacceptable because they hate dealing with the truth. It is a concept beyond their realm and confuses them when it's pointed out.
Good job Smoothy.

I think we need to add... The entire Executive branch and their staffs , State, City , and County governments.

That's a lot of "Unearned Income Credit."

Lol, love it.