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Aurora_Bell
Jul 15, 2011, 06:51 AM
Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Xx

J_9
Jul 15, 2011, 07:23 AM
Love it!

Unknown008
Jul 15, 2011, 08:23 AM
Nice one :)

southamerica
Jul 15, 2011, 08:29 AM
Buahahahahahaha!

I totally needed this letter for my dad several times!

BK201
Jul 15, 2011, 08:38 AM
That's a neat way of getting one's report card signed :D

odinn7
Jul 15, 2011, 02:16 PM
I started reading this and I was like, "***?" and the further I read, the more I thought the OP was seriously deranged and wasting my time. It did make sense and I did get a good laugh when I got to the end though. Thanks for the laugh.

martinizing2
Jul 15, 2011, 02:43 PM
:eek:
That is funny.

Thanks I needed that Bella. :D

albear
Jul 15, 2011, 02:52 PM
Lol nice :D

Stringer
Jul 15, 2011, 10:49 PM
That is 'selling the situation' Bella, nice going.

Stringer

twinkiedooter
Jul 27, 2011, 09:33 AM
Nice one! Laughed out loud on that!!