I'm looking for the name of a horror movie. The one feature that stands out is during the initial intro of various individual characters the screen is overlaid with poignant and a pretty much sarcastic set of remarks relating to the characters smarts and longevity in the movie along with other personal attributes. One of these episodes stands out with a photogenic character bursts into the desert diner/bar and attempts to warn the customers of the impending danger. The overlay appears listing him as hero with good longevity. The very next scene he is grabbed through a window and made into a late night snack.

Sounds like Feast (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/)