More sperm on Thursday. I've been nauseated, I through up twice and I've been sleeping more! My period is suppose to come on in 3 days

You have instructions on how to do this?

Inserted the sperm where? With what?

Yes I do... first I bought a medicine dropper then sucked the sperm in but squeeze it a little to let the air bubles out oh and m ake suere you wash your hands before! Get three pillows and prop your but in the air with your legs spread far apart... have someone to help you if needed... slowly slide the dropper in as far as you can then spueeze the dropper leave it in for 10 secs then pull it out slowly stay laying dwn for 30mins. The m,ove around as usual but be very careful...

First, please use complete words and sentences as required by site rules.

If you were to get pregnant using this ridiculous method, it would be too early for symptoms at this point.

Ok thanks for the little advice you've given but i dnt need any rude people on my topic!! Don't write back

OK THANKS FOR THE LITTLE ADVICE YOUVE GIVEN BUT I DNT NEED ANY RUDE PEOPLE ON MY TOPIC!!! dont write back

Um, I'm sorry, but when you post on a public site with carp like this, you run the risk of running into people who may know a little more about this subject than you do. Like me.

I am an RN in women's health, I deliver babies for a living. I think I know about this subject.

Also, let me call your attention to the rules for using the comments feature.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum-help/using-comments-feature-official-guidelines-24951.html

You see, it takes 3-5 days for the sperm to travel up the vaginal canal through the uterus to the fallopian tubes where the sperm meets the egg. Then it takes a few days for the hcg hormone to replicate enough for symptoms to occur.

So, since you only inseminated on Thursday (3 days ago), it would be too early for you to experience symptoms.

I have to spread the rep, but J9 is dead on accurate with her advice.

I have to ask, does the sperm donor not want a baby, is that why you're trying to conceive this way?

Also, how old are you? Judging by the chat speak and writing, I'd guess you're a young teen, in which case I have to ask why you're trying to conceive.

Also, if it wasn't done under sterile technique, the risk is high that it won't work.

So, you supposedly froze someone's sperm (you don't say how long ago and I hope you had his permission) and have used said sperm to inseminate yourself twice-Monday and then Thursday. You are apparently telling us that you are experiencing pregnancy symptoms seven days after your first attempt.

I note that you have not asked a question. Are you attempting to recommend your behavior to other women?

Am I incorrect and you do have a question? If so, please ask. I suggest that you also give more background. Right now you sound more like someone seeking attention than someone seeking help and advice.

Unless you plan on giving birth to Frosty the snow man what you are doing will not work.

Semen needs to be chilled and then flash frozen in liquid nitrogen to be viable.
Just shoving it in your home freezer is going to cause ice crystals to form on the sperm, killing it.

While you are researching how to insert eye droppers into your vagina, look up frozen semen as well.


On a side note, I never thought knowing about dog breeding would help me on a women's health question :D