I'm about two months pregnant, and I drank twice, but both times were kind of heavy... (Five beers once, three the other time.) I'm terrified about what it might have done to my baby... What kind of effects might it have had, and how likely are they?

Did you drink knowing you were pregnant? Its ahrd to say if you done damage or not but most people that haven't planned on pregnancy wouldn't usually find out until they're at least 2 months so a lot of the time alcohol and even drugs have been consumed in these months, the best thing you can do for now is stop any drinking, smoking etc and start taking your pregnancy mutivitamins asap and wait for your 12 week scan. Good luck :)