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speechlesstx
Mar 23, 2011, 11:02 AM
According to Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez, capitalism destroyed life on Mars (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110322/od_nm/us_venezuela_chavez_mars).

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

That's OK, Iran has built a flying saucer (http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-03/iran-announces-construction-unmanned-flying-saucer-supposedly) so perhaps they can go repopulate Mars.

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/Real.jpeg

smoothy
Mar 23, 2011, 11:05 AM
Chavez needs a Thomahawk Cruise missile up his rectal orifice.

Chavez and Irans leaders can all go to mars... I'll throw them a going away party.

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 11:22 AM
Chavez needs a Thomahawk Cruise missle up his rectal orifice.I'm sure many have that same sentiment when thinking of you. LOL!

tomder55
Mar 23, 2011, 11:26 AM
He's been hanging around with screwy Louie too long .

In a tiny town in Mexico, called Tepotzlan, there is a mountain on the top of which is the ruins of a temple dedicated to Quetzacoatl -the Christ- figure of Central and South America – a mountain which I have climbed several times. However, on the night of September l7, 1985, I was carried up on that mountain, in a vision, with a few friends of mine. As we reached the top of the mountain, a Wheel, or what you call an unidentified flying object (UFO), appeared at the side of the mountain and called to me to come up into the Wheel. Three metal legs appeared from the Wheel, giving me the impression that it was going to land, but it never came over the mountain.



Being somewhat afraid, I called to the members of my party to come with me, but a voice came from the Wheel saying, "Not them; just you." I was told to relax and a beam of light came from the Wheel and I was carried up on this beam of light into the Wheel.



I sat next to the pilot, however, I could not see him. I could only feel his presence. As the Wheel lifted off from the side of the mountain, moving at a terrific speed, I knew I was being transported to the Mother Wheel, which is a human-built planet, a half-mile by a half-mile that the Honorable Elijah Muhammad had taught us of for nearly 60 years. The pilot, knowing that I was fearful of seeing this great, mechanical object in the sky, maneuvered his craft in such a way that I would not see the Mother Wheel (Plane) and then backed quickly into it and docked in a tunnel. I was escorted by the pilot to a door and admitted into a room.

Press Conference Transcript: October 24, 1989 (http://www.noi.org/statements/transcript_891024.htm)

smoothy
Mar 23, 2011, 11:27 AM
I'm sure many have that same sentiment when thinking of you. LOL!

I pretty much don't care what the socialists think... about me or a lot of other things.

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 11:29 AM
I pretty much don't care what the socialists think....about me or a lot of other things.Hahahhaha, you nazi types are funny.

smoothy
Mar 23, 2011, 11:29 AM
He's been hanging around with screwy Louie too long .

Press Conference Transcript: October 24, 1989 (http://www.noi.org/statements/transcript_891024.htm)

They must have a new mutation of Peyote growing down there in Venezuela he is using heavily.

smoothy
Mar 23, 2011, 11:31 AM
Hahahhaha, you nazi types are funny.

Nazis were the National Socialist party...

Definitely not me or any of my immediate relatives. My grandmothers bugged out Of Germany before Kaiser Wilhelm made a mess over there.

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 11:42 AM
Nazis were the National Socialist party....Not many of those left, not even Brazil is socialist:
List of socialist countries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_socialist_countries)

tomder55
Mar 23, 2011, 12:46 PM
There must be some serious sun baking going on down there. Evo Morales says that processed chickens cause homosexuality .
Evo Morales: 'Chicken causes baldness and homosexuality' | La Plaza | Los Angeles Times (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laplaza/2010/04/bolivia-president.html)

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 12:51 PM
There must be some serious sun baking going on down there. Evo Morales says that processed chickens cause homosexuality .
Evo Morales: 'Chicken causes baldness and homosexuality' | La Plaza | Los Angeles Times (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laplaza/2010/04/bolivia-president.html)They seem to be big on hyperbole there (kind of like DEATH PANELS of a while ago in the US), but she trying to drum up exposure to the use of hormones in chicken farming. I guess you missed that part.

smoothy
Mar 23, 2011, 12:53 PM
Not many of those left, not even Brazil is socialist:
List of socialist countries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_socialist_countries)

In Italy the Communist party renamed themselves the Democrat party of the left a couple years back. I think the Socialist party still calls themselves socialists there. Both are very strong in certain regions even if they aren't the majority nationally.

Almost like a circus if you have ever been to a polling place over there. There are typically like 16 different political parties with their poster and candidates at the door to each room where you vote. I can't vote there but have friends that work the polls every year there. And I stopped in to say hi between voters tricling in.

tomder55
Mar 23, 2011, 12:58 PM
Smoothy has to be right you know . Mars is the red planet after all.I suspect that Hugo is from Uranus .

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 01:04 PM
I suspect that Hugo is from Uranus .Hahaha a "uranus" joke, my 10 year old will love that one!

tomder55
Mar 23, 2011, 01:45 PM
Hope he/she enjoys .

speechlesstx
Mar 23, 2011, 02:16 PM
Morales also says it causes young girls' breasts to grow prematurely. In any case, it shouldn't cause men to turn gay, just grow breasts and vaginas.

NeedKarma
Mar 23, 2011, 03:23 PM
Morales also says it causes young girls' breasts to grow prematurely. In any case, it shouldn't cause men to turn gay, just grow breasts and vaginas.That's why there are regulations is the uses of hormones in the food industry.

paraclete
Mar 24, 2011, 05:58 AM
It would seem Hugo has been sniffing the oil fumes for too long. But not to worry his socialist utopia will self destruct soon

excon
Mar 24, 2011, 06:14 AM
Hello:

What's bizarre to me, is that you guys are making fun of all these nutty, OFF THE WALL beliefs.. But, come Sunday, you'll gather the kids up, and trot off to your local church where you'll prey to this grey bearded fellow in the sky.

excon

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 06:44 AM
Hello:

What's bizarre to me, is that you guys are making fun of all these nutty, OFF THE WALL beliefs.. But, come Sunday, you'll gather the kids up, and trot off to your local church where you'll prey to this grey bearded fellow in the sky.

excon
Hahahahahahhaahhahahahah!

speechlesstx
Mar 24, 2011, 06:50 AM
That's not exactly how I picture Him, but I think I have much better reasons to believe in God than to believe capitalism destroyed life on Mars.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 06:54 AM
That's not exactly how I picture Him, but I think I have much better reasons to believe in God than to believe capitalism destroyed life on Mars.You do realize that he's using that hyperbole to make a point that unrestrained free market is drying up the water on the planet, right?
I find no reasons to believe in your god so we're all entitled to our opinion.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 06:57 AM
Hello:

What's bizarre to me, is that you guys are making fun of all these nutty, OFF THE WALL beliefs.. But, come Sunday, you'll gather the kids up, and trot off to your local church where you'll prey to this grey bearded fellow in the sky.

excon

Yeah... but if the ACLU is any indication... the aetheists seem to fear the man in the sky even more than we do. Or they wouldn't pay any more attention to them then the guy with the World is going to end tomorrow sign on the corner.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 07:00 AM
..the aetheists seem to fear the man in the sky even more than we do. Can you link us to reference that athiests fear your god more than you?

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 07:24 AM
Can you link us to reference that athiests fear your god more than you?

Pick any of their numerous lawsuits trying to squash any mention of god or religion.

They waste huge ammounts of time and money trying to silence what they consider a superstition. If they didn't fear it, they would ignore it.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 07:27 AM
Pick any of their numerous lawsuits trying to squash any mention of god or religion.You're misunderstanding the point of those.

speechlesstx
Mar 24, 2011, 07:28 AM
You do realize that he's using that hyperbole to make a point that unrestrained free market is drying up the water on the planet, right?

You should realize by now that I'm not stupid.


I find no reasons to believe in your god so we're all entitled to our opinion.

OK, and I'm entitled to mock and laugh at you as you just did us.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 07:28 AM
You're misunderstanding the point of those.

Nope... it they didn't fear them they would ignore them.

They don't fear Brussles sprouts so they don't try to outlaw them.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 07:37 AM
Nope....it they didn't fear them they would ignore them.

They don't fear Brussles sprouts so they don't try to outlaw them.They not trying to outlaw anything, they are trying to make the religious types respect the law/constitution. If you weren't worried about the death of religion so much you wouldn't need to have to advertise your religion so much. Isn't religion a personal issue?

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 07:37 AM
You should realize by now that I'm not stupid.You started the thread and never mentioned the central issue he was making... not once.

speechlesstx
Mar 24, 2011, 08:08 AM
You started the thread and never mentioned the central issue he was making...not once.

So, the whole point of the thread was to mock Chavez. Why would I detract from that fun?

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 08:15 AM
So, the whole point of the thread was to mock Chavez. Why would I detract from that fun?How christian of you.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 08:20 AM
They not trying to outlaw anything, they are trying to make the religious types respect the law/constitution. If you weren't worried about the death of religion so much you wouldn't need to have to advertise your religion so much. Isn't religion a personal issue?

There is no freedom FROM religion in the constitution... its a freedom OF religon... the freedom to practice whatever your religion is. That's FAR different.

Incidentally... how about Muslims imposing their religion on Canadians VIA Sharia...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/islam/shariah-law.html

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 08:21 AM
So, the whole point of the thread was to mock Chavez. Why would I detract from that fun?

And Chavez is a guy just begging to be mocked.

tomder55
Mar 24, 2011, 08:22 AM
The Aral Sea is almost bone dry since the days when the commies took over Russia and the surrounding nations. The reason ? The Soviets diverted it's source waters . That environmental disaster was not the result of capitalism.

The Chinese commies created a regional environmental problem with the construction of the 3 Gorge Dam. When it breaks,the flash flood will be an unparalled human disaster .

speechlesstx
Mar 24, 2011, 08:26 AM
How christian of you.

I never claimed perfection. I'm a sinner, just like you.

tomder55
Mar 24, 2011, 08:34 AM
If God heard what Hugo said ,God's having a belly laugh .

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 09:10 AM
There is no freedom FROM religion in the constitution.....its a freedom OF religon ... the freedom to practice whatever your religion is. Thats FAR different.Coorect, it's a freedom of religion, with no one religion dominating or impossing their values on others.


Incidently...how about Muslims imposing their religion on Canadians VIA Sharia....

CBC News Indepth: Islam (http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/islam/shariah-law.html)
No Sharia law. FTA you linked:
"In May 2005, the Quebec National Assembly unanimously supported a motion to block the use of Shariah law in Quebec courts. "
In Ontario: "So the province changed its Arbitration Act to allow "faith-based arbitration" – a system where Muslims, Jews, Catholics and members of other faiths could use the guiding principles of their religions to settle family disputes such as divorce, custody and inheritances outside the court system.
It's voluntary – both parties (a husband and wife) have to agree to go through the process. But once they do, the decisions rendered by the tribunal are binding."

About

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 09:13 AM
Coorect, it's a freedom of religion, with no one religion dominating or impossing their values on others.


No Sharia law. FTA you linked:
"In May 2005, the Quebec National Assembly unanimously supported a motion to block the use of Shariah law in Quebec courts. "
In Ontario: "So the province changed its Arbitration Act to allow "faith-based arbitration" – a system where Muslims, Jews, Catholics and members of other faiths could use the guiding principles of their religions to settle family disputes such as divorce, custody and inheritances outside the court system.
It's voluntary – both parties (a husband and wife) have to agree to go through the process. But once they do, the decisions rendered by the tribunal are binding."

About

The foot is in the door... next they push to make it binding for muslims... then they push to make it law for anything involving a Muslim... then push to impose it on everyone...

That's how they do it. Incrementally.

They ruined their part of the world... now they plan to come here and ruin ours too.

Don't be surprised when they start beating your daughter or granddaughter for refusing to wear a head scarf... never mind the fact she may be aetheist or CHristian.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 09:15 AM
My goodness, you are one scared person.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 09:19 AM
My goodness, you are one scared person.

No... just look to Germany, France and the UK... its not paranoia... its proven fact with a record and recent history to back it up.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 09:23 AM
No.....just look to Germany, France and the UK.....its not paranoia...its proven fact with a record and recent history to back it up.I guess the US is next.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 09:25 AM
I guess the US is next.They are certainly trying already...

Judge Orders Use of Sharia Law in Florida - Sharia Law - Fox Nation (http://nation.foxnews.com/justice/2011/03/22/judge-orders-use-sharia-law-florida)

So no, its not just Canada.

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 09:49 AM
Hmmm. That article is very low on details. It simply refers to using their religious law to "resolve one crucial issue in the case" but not the entire case nor does it say that sentencing will be by anyone other than fedral/state law.

smoothy
Mar 24, 2011, 10:55 AM
Hmmm. that article is very low on details. It simply refers to using their religious law to "resolve one crucial issue in the case" but not the entire case nor does it say that sentencing will be by anyone other than fedral/state law.

Doesn't matter... Sharia has no place in an American Court. We don't have two sets of laws.

There are other articles... that was the first I found and linked... the Mainstream press is avoiding it. They love Muslims and Sharia and HATE anything Christian and Jewish.

That Judge is under process to be removed from the bench as he should be. Sharia in any form violates the Constitution and Bill of rights in this country..

paraclete
Mar 24, 2011, 03:13 PM
Hello:

What's bizarre to me, is that you guys are making fun of all these nutty, OFF THE WALL beliefs.. But, come Sunday, you'll gather the kids up, and trot off to your local church where you'll prey to this grey bearded fellow in the sky.

excon

How do you know he has a grey beard Ex obviously you don't have a personal relationship with him.

There is no comparison Ex between political beliefs and religious beliefs. I know some political beliefs are held with religious fervour but it is not the same thing, unless of course you think BO is a god, little tin god on oiled wheels that is

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 03:17 PM
How do you know he has a grey beard Ex obviously you don't have a personal relationship with him.Ok, hat does he look like?

Ex was obviously going with the standard representation: christian god - Google Search (http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&biw=1680&bih=920&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=christian+god&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=g9g-m1&aql=&oq=)

Michealangelo also made a famous painting... in the Sistine Chapel... at the Vatican.

paraclete
Mar 24, 2011, 03:48 PM
Ok, hat does he look like?


Michealangelo also made a famous painting...in the Sistine Chapel...at the Vatican.

No he doesn't look like a hat and Michaelangelo was using the figurative example no doubt drawn from the "ancient of days" representation in Scripture, he looks like Jesus

NeedKarma
Mar 24, 2011, 03:51 PM
No he doesn't look like a hat and Michaelangelo was using the figurative example no doubt drawn from the "ancient of days" representation in Scripture, he looks like Jesus
Sorry about my typo. So God look like Jesus? Didn't Jesus have a beard?

tomder55
Mar 24, 2011, 04:06 PM
"Blessed are the pure of heart, for they shall see God." Everything else is conjecture.