The Man Who Made It Doesn't Want It, The Man Who Bought It Doesn't Need It, And The Man Who Uses It Doesn't Know It; What Is It?

I think a headstone or coffin would fit. Is that it? If so, what do I win? :)

A coffin. But a headstone would work too, as the folk song used to say, "gravestones are for the living, dear, and not for the dead."

Is it nothing??

It's a coffin.

Can anybody hlp me with this one?
Chuckles was to be sentenced and Judge Hog told him "you may make a statement. If it is true I will sentance you to 10 years in neopian prison and if it is a lie I will sentance you to 30 years in Neopian Prison." After Chuckles made his statement, Judge Hog let him go free. What was Chuckles' statement?

I would go with coffin like a few people said.

its a coffin.

can anybody hlp me with this one?
Chuckles was to be sentenced and Judge Hog told him "you may make a statement. If it is true I will sentance you to 10 years in neopian prison and if it is a lie I will sentance you to 30 years in Neopian Prison." After Chuckles made his statement, Judge Hog let him go free. What was Chuckles' statement?


Something like ''i will be sentenced to 30 years in prison''

Yea, the answer is I am going to lie or something around that. I have heard this one in a book a while ago but it is still funny.

I would say that it is something for a blind and deaf person or a coffin.

OK I am waiting for the answere

Coffin