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Thereal1
Feb 5, 2011, 10:34 AM
People know I'm a vampire because I don't hide it.No I am not some freaky person killing people.First I stick steak and that kind.Sometimes a rabbit.But My friend wants to a vampire and since I am one I know how much you have to give up and things you have to do and I don't know what I should do.

tickle
Feb 5, 2011, 10:40 AM
A really old vampire must have transformed you then. I wouldn't take the responsibility for making another vampire though. It does create a commitment that one has to stick to. How do you know your friend has this commitment. Quite frankly I wouldn't enjoy the bat part of it, kind of creepy really. As for the blood part, I don't even like my steak medium rare.

How did you become a vampire? Can you tell how it happened, and who changed you?

Tick

Thereal1
Feb 5, 2011, 10:49 AM
Sorry tickle but um... You don't have to be bitten to become a vampire.Their are several ways.I don't really know how I became one.I was just well a major sinner.Nobody could "save" me.Then I started reading about vampires.I went to sleep one night and woke up 9 days later because I went into a "coma" I haven't changed since.I do NOT kill people as I have said before.And my friend I think she could handle it but it's the fact when I woke up the past just seemed stupid to me and I can't go around showing fangs to people(No I don't have fangs)Well I do but people think fangs are really long but they aren't their just a little sharper than normal.you can email me at {email removed} and I can tell you more.

Fr_Chuck
Feb 5, 2011, 06:05 PM
Tickle you are born that way, it is not really a personal choice

cdad
Feb 5, 2011, 07:11 PM
How do you know you have been 18 for 4 years?

J_9
Feb 5, 2011, 07:13 PM
Have you ever had a psychological examination? Vampire? Really?

Thereal1
Feb 5, 2011, 07:27 PM
Lol I don't blame you for saying that because before I became one I didn't even believe it was possible

Thereal1
Feb 5, 2011, 07:29 PM
I haven't changed at all.My height is the same my teeth are pretty much the same just a little bit sharper.I forgot what they are called but you know whose people who can guess you weight and age? He guessed my weight and my age to be 18

J_9
Feb 5, 2011, 07:30 PM
It's not possible. Maybe you need to seek some mental health help.


Someone has been reading/watching too much Twilight.

Thereal1
Feb 5, 2011, 07:35 PM
Actual it is possible.And For the first 2 years I saw several priests doctors therapists.Psychics.You name is I most likely tried it and I was declared 100% sane By every single one of them except the male hooker he just said I was hot...

J_9
Feb 5, 2011, 07:46 PM
Well, for a gullible 18 year old it may be possible. But in the REAL world it's not possible.

tickle
Feb 5, 2011, 10:35 PM
Tickle you are born that way, it is not really a personal choice

Chuck :) do you really think I was born, like yesterday. :)

Tick

Alty
Feb 6, 2011, 02:29 PM
LMAO! Just when I think I've seen it all.

Thereal1, vampires are a myth. There's no such thing. You've been watching too many movies.

You really should seek counseling if you truly believe this is real, but I have a feeling you're just a bored teen wanting to have a bit of fun.

Enigma1999
Feb 6, 2011, 02:56 PM
People know I'm a vampire because I don't hide it.No I am not some freaky person killing people.First I stick steak and that kind.Sometimes a rabbit.But My friend wants to a vampire and since I am one I know how much you have to give up and things you have to do and i don't know what I should do.

A vampire? Really?

Cause you wrote this at ten in the morning... Shouldn't you be asleep or in a coffin at that time?

Then again, I'm talking about Mountain time... :)

hauntinghelper
Feb 20, 2011, 02:40 PM
Ahhh, the internet. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad...

adviceishere
Feb 26, 2011, 12:16 PM
Hahahahaha LMAO :D there are tears in my eyes from laughing

tickle
Feb 26, 2011, 12:46 PM
Hi advice, can you please use the reply feature and not the comment feature to reply on any thread.

Tick

BenAssa
Jul 7, 2011, 03:38 PM
J_9, he isn't 18 he's 22
Just doesn't understand the concept of age/ years

Enigma1999
Jul 7, 2011, 08:47 PM
J_9, he isn't 18 he's 22
Just doesn't understand the concept of age/ years

He most likely has been staked by now... That's probably why we haven't heard from him since February.

J_9
Jul 8, 2011, 04:47 AM
J_9, he isn't 18 he's 22
Just doesn't understand the concept of age/ years

Really? Then why does the title say

Im a vampire and im 18 and have been 18 for 4 years? As you know, vampires don't age.

However, since this was back in February, and we haven't seen the OP since, I'm venturing that he walked into some sunlight or went for a moonlight dip in a pool full of holy water! :p