- Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? :-)

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory and kind of scary, too!

- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember any of it.

- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
Be misquoted, then used against you.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- Honk if you love peace and quiet.

- Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.

- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.

- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.


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Haha... I like those.

Nice ones.

All funny. I saw one that said "No one cares if your kid is an honor roll student." Finally someone who speaks their mind.

I love number 10!:D

Very funny! My favorites: "What if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?" & "Been there, **** That!"