I went on my friend's iPod and found a strange song of him singing that he is "Henry the Eighth" and that he's married to the widow next door and she didn't have a willy or a sam... and he's changed his voice to make it sounds high pitched. Should I be worried? Should I castrate him?

Hello Gsssss. Interesting post.

If you are serious, you have nothing to be worried about. Your friend is singing an actual song. "Henery the Eighth, I am" became a famous song worldwide when it was recorded and released by Herman's Hermits in 1965.
I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_Henery_the_Eighth,_I_Am)

Your friend was simply having a good time singing the song in a silly way and recorded himself doing it.

Here is a question for you... did your friend give you permission to listen to his Ipod? If not, you invaded his privacy and betrayed his trust in you. How would you feel if he listened to your Ipod and heard a recording of you singing?

In any event, I really don't get how you make the jump from being worried about your friend to considering castration as a form of helping him. What your friend really needs is a friend who respects his privacy and isn't so quick to judge him on how he chooses to artistically express himself.

I feel like this person might be a troll. Keep an eye on the posts.