Hello I am wanting to find a pop star costume that is rather modest (long skirt or pants) and preferably including the headset thingy. If there's any ideas of where I can look I would appreciate it. Thanks!

Be Lady Ga Ga (but skip the fresh meat costume). You can wear as absurd stuff as you want to -- aluminum foil thingies, pot lids, wings, a net cape, a modest base costume with weird things attached -- do a Google Images search for her to find some of her outlandish costumes. Any guy at school could probably rig up a phony headset thingy for you.

Well maybe. But I'm not currently in school so I need to find a headset some where else.

Do you know any males -- brothers, uncles, father, friends -- who would fashion a headset for you out of covered wire? Should be easy enough. I would take a coat hanger, cut it and shape it, then cover it with...

Maybe. Thanks.

And now for shoes? NOT high heels.

Tennis shoes? Fuzzy slippers, especially animal ones?