A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to

The woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk..


Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape

size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of

bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the

Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.



Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters

Used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for

It is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Nice

Not quite accurate

{d} Delicious

OMG no wonder they designated letters of the alphabet if that's what they really stand for!

I'm one of those Catholic Salvation Army types. Too big and fell flat and need pumped up again. I'd like one of those Presby bras please.

What's HH then?

{HH} Holy Hell, can you carry these for me...