One night a green alien comes walking into a bar. He sits next to a drunken guy and starts poking him in the shoulder with his finger. The drunk just ignores him. After awhile, the drunk turns and looks at the alien poking him in the shoulder. After checking the alien up and down he says you guys don't have any sexual genatelia so how do you reproduce? The alien just smiles and keeps poking the drunk in the shoulder.


The police have a bar under surveillence checking for drunk drivers. Near closing time a man staggers out of the bar. The police think they have a hot one. The man continues to his car but falls down a few times and fumbles for his keys trying them in 5 different cars until he finds his car. He sits in his car weaving back and for in the driver's seat. In the meantime the cops think they really have a hot one and just wait as the other patrons exit the bar, get in their cars and drive off. The drunken guy starts his motor and drives real slow. As soon as he reaches the main road the cops pull him over. The cop walks up and asks how much the drunk had to drink as you look pretty wasted to me. Would you agree to take a breathalizer test? The man agrees to take one. After the test comes back at 0.0 the cop asks him how could this happen? The man replied "I'm the designated decoy for tonight".


One night at closing, the bartender notices a man in the parking lot feeling the tops of the cars. He went out to assist the man thinking he was lost. When the bartender asked the man why he was feeling the tops of each car the man replied that my car has red and blue lights on the top.

Designated decoy -- I could have used that concept when I was young and stupid. Good one.

So, what's the point of having the alien in the joke?

So, whats the point of having the alien in the joke?

The alien reproduces that way! Poke, poke, poke. Oh, haven't you been abducted lately to see just how they do reproduce? You'll find out if you are. Don't say you haven't been warned though.

Those were cute Twinkie!