1. Nol before me, srsly.
2. don't wrshp pix/idols.
3. no omg's.
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r).
5. pos OK - your m&d r cool.
6. don't kill people.
7. :-X only w/ mate.
8. don't steal.
9. don't lie re: boyfriend.
10. Don't ogle your bf's mate. Or ox. Or dnkey. Myob.

(June/July 2010 Reader's Digest)

I don't speak text - what's myob?

That's just so sad.
I could barely make out any of them, but the ones I understood were very funny:D

I don't speak text - what's myob?
That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."

That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."

Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if I did that I wouldn't be answering questions.

Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if i did that I wouldn't be answering questions.
According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.

According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.

If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.

If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.
Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.

Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.

Or we could just flirt 'til they get here...

Or we could just flirt 'til they get here ...
I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.

I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.

So grab me, smooch me, and squeak when I grab you back.

I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(

I had to get my 16 year old to read that to me! :eek:

I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(

Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.

Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.

But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)

But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)

So I see. She still hasn't grabbed my behind. I've got a spare cheek if you're really bored. (Some would say I have altogether too much cheek.)