Qualifications for Presidency

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand: Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can't be president?

The correct answer of course is that Ceaserian is fine but lobotomy is required.

Yes, that's right Cat. Lobotomy is optional.