Now Lions, Tigers, elephants, even Hedgehogs are quite cool names, but what possessed the person that named the ANTEATER!!

So any other really lame animal names ?

Aardvark?

Naked mole rat.

Aardvark is all kinds of cooooool
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside.

Aardvark is all kinds of cooooool
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside.

Your scaring me Ben:eek:

How about the dik-dik! He's my favorite! :p

Google-eye bass fish
Horny toad
Goatsucker

Spider monkeys

Porcupines

Hissing cockroaches

Muskrats

Mongoose

Sea cucumbers

Sea lions...

What about the letigra? (Pronounce La-Teeg-ra.)

-Napolian Dynomite.

Xoloitzcuintli - Ok technically not an animals it's a breed, but it's pretty darn weird.
Pronounced Show-Low-Eats-Quent-Lee

How about an eel?
I bet the first person who saw one went EEW so they stuck with it :D

Platypus! (not sure if its spelled rite) =)

Platypus! (not sure if its spelled rite) =)

Southern hairy-nosed wombat

Stinky Turtle

Slippery (fish)
Colon rectum (beetle)
Agra vation (beetle)
Aha ha (australian wasp)

Fat sand rat

A sea cucumber is pretty lame.

A sea cucumber is pretty lame.





Opossum... or as we call them here.. possums and no we don't eat them:D

opossum...or as we call them here..possums and no we don't eat them:D

But the eat 'em here where I live! :eek:

NASTY! YUCK! GREASY!

But the eat 'em here where I live! :eek:

NASTY!! YUCK!! GREASY!!









J... :eek:possums:eek::D




Hairy long-nosed armadillo.

Cocka-poo

From the other side:

The most perfectly named animal is the yak; that's what you do whenever you smell one.

From the other side:

The most perfectly named animal is the yak; that's what you do whenever you smell one.




Llama... meercat

Snotty Trevally - Apparently they taste really nice but I think I will pass

Yellow bellied sap sucker. It's a bird.

Zu. Just so I can swear. :)

Edit: It didn't let me type it! But it's a dog breed! Oh for goodness sake. ;)

Yellow bellied sap sucker. It's a bird.

zu. Just so I can swear. :)

Edit: It didn't let me type it! But it's a dog breed! Oh for goodness sake. ;)

Use the alternate spelling - Shih-tzu

Pronounced She-Zoo ;)

Pronounced She-Zoo ;)

But then it's not scatological.

I don't want to spell or say it correctly. My way is more fun. :)

Besides, their names kind of fit their looks.

Just my opinion. :)

I don't want to spell or say it correctly. My way is more fun. :)

Besides, their names kind of fit their looks.

Just my opinion. :)

And the temperament of most I've dealt with. So I guess the name is appropriate and not so lame.

Now "men" is a lame name.

And the temperament of most I've dealt with. So I guess the name is appropriate and not so lame.

Now "men" is a lame name.

What about "women". I'd rather be called a gal. :)

What about "women". I'd rather be called a gal. :)

Sir or Master suits me fine.

Sir or Master suits me fine.

LOL! Dream on! ;)

Caterpillar. I always thought that was strange.

Reminds me of a pussywillow story. It's German tradition to get pussywillow branches at Easter and make a sort of Easter tree with them. You then hang hollowed out decorated eggs on the tree.

One year, after begging my parents to get a cat, my mother told me that I could make my own. All I had to do was squish a pussywillow between two rocks, leave it out in the sun for a few days, and it would turn into a kitten.

I swear that I must have gone through an entire tree of pussywillows before I decided that I was either doing it wrong or mom was lying through her teeth! ;)

The slimehead was renamed the orange roughy so people would eat it. Same for the Patagonian toothfish, now the Chilean sea bass.

It's not the name of an animal, but I hate names that are spelled differently than they are pronounced... example, a company name "Geeseling" I would pronounce that like Geese-ling. But it's pronounced like Gazelle-ick

The slimehead was renamed the orange roughy so people would eat it. Same for the Patagonian toothfish, now the Chilean sea bass.

Which could you charge more for at the restaurant, a Southern Freshwater Langustino or a Cajun Crawdaddy?

Craw-daddy's out here are called crayfish.

Craw-daddy's out here are called crayfish.

Do you eat the heads? That's the difference.

Do you eat the heads? That's the difference.

:eek:

I would never eat the head of any animal. :eek:

No, that wasn't dirty! :rolleyes:

Ewwwww, no I wouldn't eat the heads, but I wouldn't eat the head of a lobster either. Yuckkk. Lots do, but **shivers** that's not for me!

:eek:

I would never eat the head of any animal. :eek:

No, that wasn't dirty! :rolleyes:

Best part of a crawdaddy. Suck it out and dip the tail in cocktail sauce. Mmm-mmh!

Best part of a crawdaddy. Suck it out and dip the tail in cocktail sauce. Mmm-mmh!

I'm going to vomit! :eek:

If I didn't like meat so much I'd be a vegetarian. I hate cooking meat. Usually, if I cook the chicken or steak, I can't eat it.

Uggg, no crayfish heads for me. Eww. On the other hand. I love meat. Mmm especially steak.

Uggg, no crayfish heads for me. Eww. On the other hand. I love meat. mmm especially steak.

Very well, Freshwater langustino it is. We're going to try a new recipe tonight for ginger sweet'n'sour chicken.

What is that? Freshwater Langustino?

What is that? Freshwater Langustino??

Crayfish at $45.00 a pound

Hahahaha. Cats, thank you for that.

hahahaha. Cats, thank you for that.

It's what I do. I'm certified as a smart-aleck.

What about "women". I'd rather be called a gal. :)

Queen, queenie, her highness, ma'am, her holiness, beautiful lady (gal),.

How many points did I score please?

What about a wart hog? Or a wombat?

Oops, I just read how that looks! Not Alty, I'd call her princess banana hammock. I meant the funny animal names.

Oops, I just read how that looks! Not Alty, I'd call her princess banana hammock. I meant the funny animal names.

Alty's nickname is GBCB. She'll explain what it means after she's done beating on me.

Can't wait to hear this one!

Princess banana hammock? How did you come up with that one?

I think birds end up with the oddest names.

Bushtit
Blue footed booby
Red footed booby

I think it was from a friends episode. Lol.
You, what about a tittiebird?

I think it was from a friends episode. lol.
ya, what about a tittiebird?

That's right, it was. Pheobe changed her name to princess banana hammock after she got married and the people at the courthouse told her she could change her name to whatever she wanted.

Now, who here knows what a banana hammock is? The first person to get it right gets a cookie.

A speedo.

EDIT::::Where is that cookie?

Alty's nickname is GBCB. She'll explain what it means after she's done beating on me.

Run! :D

Queen, queenie, her highness, ma'am, her holiness, beautiful lady (gal), ......

How many points did I score please?

100 for the beautiful lady. 20 points each for the rest. Get Unky to add it up for you. ;)

100 for the beautiful lady. 20 points each for the rest. Get Unky to add it up for you. ;)

I can do it! I can do this!.

Let's see, 100 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 +20... :(

A speedo.

EDIT::::Where is that cookie?

http://www.solanotwins.com/Images/half-eaten%20cookie%202.gif

Sorry, I got hungry.

http://www.solanotwins.com/Images/half-eaten%20cookie%202.gif

sorry, i got hungry.

That's OK, I'm a share (er)... Love chocolate chip hot and fresh out of the oven... that is chocolate chip right..

I can do it! I can do this!....

Let's see, 100 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 + 20 +20.......:(

LOL! Should I call Unky? ;)

Movie time with the fam. No school tomorrow so the kids get to stay up late.

I'll be back later kids.

Someone give Stringer a calculator. ;)

LOL! Should I call Unky? ;)

Movie time with the fam. No school tomorrow so the kids get to stay up late.

I'll be back later kids.

Someone give Stringer a calculator. ;)

Want a bite of my cookie? :rolleyes::)

That's ok, I'm a share (er)...Love chocolate chip hot and fresh out of the oven.... that is chocolate chip right....?

Yeah. I would've eaten the whole thing, but I prefer gooey cookies. That one is crunchy.

yeah. i would've eaten the whole thing, but i prefer gooey cookies. that one is crunchy.

Me too... night... I think (we'll see if I can get asleep)

Night stringer, I won't be far behind you. Hopefully.

Everyone left?

So sad. I'm back. I'm all alone though.

Sob. Waaaaaa!! Sniff.

Everyone left?

So sad. I'm back. I'm all alone though.

Sob. Waaaaaa!!!!!!!! Sniff.

Aww, you're not alone. I'm popping in and out between episodes of battlestar galactica.

Need a tissue?

I feel like a 10 year old with these suggestions... the blue footed boobie.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/139824141_b34722e903.jpg

And then there's the aye-aye, aka bush baby (no snickering)

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/massey49055/aye.jpg

That thing looks more like a gremlin than anything I've ever seen before, including movie gremlins.

Bright light... mogwai... tastes like chicken?

Kidding.

If I must say, I picked a partucularly ugly one...

Sorry if it has been said but...

Sea Lion

I mean.. really?

And Land Whale (aka Americans)

:p

Sorry if it has been said but...

Sea Lion

I mean.. really?

and Land Whale (aka Americans)

:p

Is it a bad thing that I actually snorted at that?

i feel like a 10 year old with these suggestions... the blue footed boobie.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/139824141_b34722e903.jpg

and then there's the aye-aye, aka bush baby (no snickering)

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/massey49055/aye.jpg

OMG, that thing looks like my ex's mother ::shudders:: hideous. Oh re occurring night mares, how I have NOT missed you!

KP those were somer creepa** animals.

I found this... blob fish.
If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.
http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg

KP those were somer creepa** animals.

I found this... blob fish.
If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.


Mightve phoned it in that day, I agree.

KP those were somer creepa** animals.

I found this... blob fish.
If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.
http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg


Aww I think he is cute ;)

He looks familiar... :eek:

Aww I think he is cute ;)

He looks familiar... :eek:

Hahaha he looks like Ziggy the cartoon character.
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2004/11/08/176572/Ziggy90.jpg

That's it!

How about the Monkfish? Doesn't remind me of something a monk would look like :P

KP those were somer creepa** animals.

I found this... blob fish.
If there is a god, looks like he ran out of ideas right here.
http://divaboo.info/img/Blobfish.jpg

It looks like a nose. :eek:

This should give you a laugh.

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It's not uncommon or weird, but do you know what it is?

Any guesses?

Cashmir rabbit?

cashmir rabbit?

It's actually an angora rabbit.

I wonder how that poor thing even sees. :D

That's it's face?

A Quetzal. It kind of reminds me of a bird that attacked me one time.
It was a Red Headed Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

I know, I know... bad Country Boy. But it's true.

Woa, now that's a name to remember!

A Quetzal. It kinda reminds me of a bird that attacked me one time.
It was a Red Headed Double Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

I know, I know....bad Country Boy. But it's true.

Reminds me of my yellow bellied sap sucker. Who comes up with these names? :eek:

That's it's face?

I sure hope so, otherwise that poor bunny has some rectal issues! :eek: :p

I want to know how it hops. And where it's ears are.

i want to know how it hops. and where it's ears are.

I don't think it hops. I think it just kind of sits there and wonders where it is. ;)

Someone is a bit too heavy handed with the volumizing spray and blow dryer. ;)

Is it bad that I've seen a couple women who could've, easily, had that rabbit on their head and you'd never be able to tell the difference? Is it bad that my hair looked a lot like that when I was a kid?

is it bad that i've seen a couple women who could've, easily, had that rabbit on their head and you'd never be able to tell the difference? is it bad that my hair looked a lot like that when i was a kid?

LOL! I'm GBCB you're FBFH (Fuzzy bunny fluffy head).

I'm going to make this nickname stick. You just wait. :p

LOL! I'm GBCB you're FBFH (Fuzzy bunny fluffy head).

I'm going to make this nickname stick. You just wait. :p

only if I get to shorten yours to 'carrot butt' ^_^

only if i get to shorten yours to 'carrot butt' ^_^

It was a tail! :(

This is all M's fault. I think we should give him a nickname that sticks. :D

It was a tail! :(

This is all M's fault. I think we should give him a nickname that sticks. :D

We did --

BEER!

We did --

BEER!

That's not his nickname, that's the bat signal. :rolleyes:

That's not his nickname, that's the bat signal. :rolleyes:

No,
30576

That's the Bat Signal

BEER! Is the M signal.

No,
30576

That's the Bat Signal

BEER! is the M signal.

I should have engaged the sarcasm font. My bad. ;)

How about ffdb? Fuzzy face dog boy?

How about ffdb? Fuzzy face dog boy?

I like that.

Here you go Alty, a new hybrid breed of your two favourite things...
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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/362351840_8e57d12cb6_o.jpg

That's so wrong Shazzy!

His... or her... or it's eyes are really weird.

No wonder he looks mad. He's funny looking. ;)

A puppywab... :)

Here you go Alty, a new hybrid breed of your two favourite things...
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.
.
.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/362351840_8e57d12cb6_o.jpg

LMAO... that's brilliant Shaz LOL :)

A puppywab......:)

Rabbog, dogit, pupbit, bunog?

Scary! It's just scary!

M, if you and I had babies, that's what they would look like! :eek:

Rabbog, dogit, pupbit, bunog?

Scary! It's just scary!

Is it bad that I find it less scary than some of the designer dog breeds?:confused:

M, if you and I had babies, that's what they would look like! :eek:

:eek:

Is it bad that I find it less scary than some of the designer dog breeds?:confused:

Actually, no, it's not bad. I agree.

He is kind of cute, in a "so ugly it's adorable" kind of way. ;)

:eek:

You're my baby daddy. LOL! :)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2489/3977204545_c122572f96.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2489/3977204545_c122572f96.jpg

Woooow... A Foxtit :eek:

Woooow ........................ A Foxtit :eek:

ROTFLMAO!

Thanks M, I woke up Jared because I was laughing so loud. :p

I was looking for one I saw a few years back. It's a grinning bird. Only, instead of a beak, it has a mouth full of teeth. Couldn't find it anywhere.

i was looking for one i saw a few years back. it's a grinning bird. only, instead of a beak, it has a mouth full of teeth. couldn't find it anywhere.

Like this one... :eek:











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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

M! :mad:

Like this one ...........:eek:











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Kind of, only it was a front view and it looked more like it was grinning. That one's rowring.

I love these photoshop pics... keep 'em coming! :D

This next one is actually quite convincing... if I were an alien new to earth I would think it was real lol

http://www.hemmy.net/images/animals/photoshopanimal09.jpg

Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out... it's awesome ;)

humandescent.com > home :) (http://www.humandescent.com/)

M that was scary!

Shaz that pup is adorable!