RickJ
Dec 4, 2006, 03:23 PM
Joe, unfortunately, found himself in Hell after his demise here on earth.
Upon his arrival, the Devil greeted him and advised him that he may choose his place of eternity from 3 rooms, behind the 3 doors that were before him.
Joe walked up to door #1 and when he got near it the intense heat radiating from it made him realize that he'd not like that one.
Door #2 was the opposite: From the cold air coming away from it, he could tell that this is where Hell must be frozen over.
Door #3 seemed normal. He approached it and heard some faint voices... so he pressed his ear to it... and heard a multitude of voices chanting "Don't make waves...Don't make waves...".
"Mr. Devil", he said to the Devil, "I choose door #3".
"Your wish is my command" replied the Devil, as he opened the door...
Inside Joe saw his new home for eternity: An endless sea of poop... in which were millions of people up to their lower lip... chanting... "Don't make waves...Don't make waves..."
Upon his arrival, the Devil greeted him and advised him that he may choose his place of eternity from 3 rooms, behind the 3 doors that were before him.
Joe walked up to door #1 and when he got near it the intense heat radiating from it made him realize that he'd not like that one.
Door #2 was the opposite: From the cold air coming away from it, he could tell that this is where Hell must be frozen over.
Door #3 seemed normal. He approached it and heard some faint voices... so he pressed his ear to it... and heard a multitude of voices chanting "Don't make waves...Don't make waves...".
"Mr. Devil", he said to the Devil, "I choose door #3".
"Your wish is my command" replied the Devil, as he opened the door...
Inside Joe saw his new home for eternity: An endless sea of poop... in which were millions of people up to their lower lip... chanting... "Don't make waves...Don't make waves..."