Who sings-has a chicken got lips, has a rattlesnake got hips, can an elephant make a living blowing bubbles through his nose, if a blind man can stare and a bald man combs his hair-blow in his ear and he'll follow you. This was on an old 8 track with The Green Green Grass of Home

I can't find a reference for it but I think it was a Ray Stevens song from the early 70s.