Elite troops confront 'response' to 7 TeV collisions


In shock news, it has emerged that recent record-breaking increases in particle ring energy achieved at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) - the most powerful atomsmasher ever assembled by the human race - have caused a hyperdimensional portal leading to an inhabited parallel universe to open up deep beneath Switzerland, in what may be the opening move of a cross-continuum invasion campaign.

A secret international task force of special-forces troops is said to be assembling at the Collider to deal with a 'response' from the fifth dimension to a hyperdimensional energy discharge emitted from the LHC

The opening of the dimensional gateway is being kept subject to a governmental news blackout to avoid a global panic. However, keen amateur LHC-watching enthusiasts, familiar with the many internal websites used to run and monitor the mighty Collider, stumbled across imagery last night confirming that a "supersymmetric" event had taken place following a particle collision inside the huge, subterranean ATLAS instrument cavern.

DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC! ? The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/01/lhc_fifth_dimension_incursion/)

When discussing issues of physics I am never sure if the conversation is real ,or if it's April Fools day 365 days a year.

All I know is that I am jealous that a collider was constructed in Switzerland instead of Texas ,where it was proposed before the luddites succeeded in getting it scrapped .The Texas collider would have been three times larger and more powerful . Just imagine the size of the portal we could've produced!!

But then again... Texas is already a well known portal for alien entry.

So someone couldn't resist April Fools Day, well it's a good one

I believe The Register has a history of these. :)

But then again.....Texas is already a well known portal for alien entry.

Ba-dum-bump...

What's not a joke, OK, maybe it is, is they are crowing (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/31/tech/main6349508.shtml?tag=stack) that "this is a huge step toward unraveling Genesis Chapter 1, Verse 1."

That reminds me of a joke...

A scientist says to God, "We don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning. We can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well that's interesting," says God." "Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh, no, no, no," interrupts God. "Get your own dirt."

Damn... that explains where Obama really came from.